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previously on Dumbgeons and Dragons.

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I'll be taking to Orcus's court directly.

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Is Flint even in there?

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Honestly, I'm not sure.

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If we survive this, I don't want to see you again.

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Okay.

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One last question for Grancis.

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Can you make like some kind of dimensional hole for me to put this thing in?

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And I hold up the Wand of Orcus.

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I can make it invisible and then they can't find it by magic,

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but I don't know how Orcus finds things.

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Well, I can do this thing where I can like summon an elemental and it has a box

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and then we can put a thing in the box and it can send it to a person or creature in another plane.

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I do not have Elia's hair, but Opal sheds like literally everywhere.

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Push it towards Vorunax.

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I put the wand in.

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And I snap it closed.

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It snaps and it's gone.

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And it sounds like when you send an email.

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Cut to a grand chamber entrance.

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There's this huge goat head figure on the face of this door.

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And as you approach it, all of you, Vorunax leading, Lipsinkie behind,

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and the rest of you in ropes loose enough for you to get out of.

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The doors swing open and there's this, this inhalation into the room.

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Like air is just being let back in.

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There's this huge burning fire in the center of this chamber

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and darkly lit on the other side is this massive shadowy figure

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who's inset on this huge skeletal throne.

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And this resonant echoing voice echoes out through the space.

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Vorunax.

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Welcome to Dumbgeons and Dragons.

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I'm your dungeon master, Russ More.

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He, him? Also with me today is Amy More.

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Yeah, she, her.

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And I'm playing Thea Amastasia, she, her.

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And also Guile Nighthunter Oglokanu, she, they.

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And Carla Maxted.

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She, her. Loving Amy's energy.

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Hating Russ's tone.

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And playing Lipsinkie, also she, her.

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Tom Laird.

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That's me, he, him.

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I am playing Flint, he, him.

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And yeah, really digging the energies we got going on here early.

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And Kyle Claset.

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Excited to be here, he, him, and I can't wait to play Vorunax

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and take down the vile villain that is Orcus.

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Wink?

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If you turncoat on us, I will find you.

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We're coming to Texas.

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You gotta throw a wink in there.

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And also could I stay with you?

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After I murder you, can I stay in your house?

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Yeah, I think that's how the law works.

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Maybe I could couch surf and maybe you could take me to see some things and then we'll settle this.

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And an ass whooping.

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Then yeah, it's proper.

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Where you'll get the recorded play-by-play of Amy maybe going to Kyle's house and couch surfing,

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going to some barbecue places, seeing the sights, and then kicking his ass in audio form.

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Which is a lot of like, huh, huh, oh, oh, get off my face, kind of thing.

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It's going to be over at Patreon.com slash dumb dragon cats.

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Sure it is.

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Ross is always looking for bonus content, so.

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Always.

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If we can make it happen, we'll try it.

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You also get an episode dedicated to you when you're a patron of ours.

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Like today's patron, Tavi Tragas.

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Thanks Tavi.

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Thanks Tavi.

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I love the alliteration.

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I know it's so good.

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I'm so sorry about what's about to happen.

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Almost certainly, but maybe not.

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Maybe not.

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I mean, we don't really know.

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We really have no idea.

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Maybe Tavi will be like our good luck.

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Guys, the rest is still unwritten.

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Oh.

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Are you Natasha Bedingfielding us right now?

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Oh, you really are.

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You know it.

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Yeah.

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Join us today at Patreon.com slash dumb dragon cast.

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And now fuck it.

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Let's play.

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I'm like on the edge of my seat.

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And then, oh, okay.

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Yeah, we're good.

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The suspense.

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I know.

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I really wanted to bring in a bubbly energy to completely just juxtapose a Russ's guy

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I loved it.

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Nobody requested.

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No, thank you.

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No.

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I don't need to come into it with negativity.

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We're going to try our best.

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We're pushing that out.

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Say no.

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That's right.

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No.

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Not today, sir.

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Not today, Satan.

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Not today.

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There's a cackling.

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Cackling?

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Crickling Creek.

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There's a creek.

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Another creek?

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There's a creaking cack.

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Creaking a cack.

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You hear the sound of echoing footsteps as our heroes walk towards two massive, large

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thrown doors with the image of a skull's head carved into the bone that it is created

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out of.

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Question.

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Is it massive or is it large?

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The sconces on the walls are flickering with a deep, dark purple that illuminate the area

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with this sickening glow.

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As you approach the door, Vorunax, you do something to prepare yourself before you enter into

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Orcus's throne room.

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As I go ahead and begin conjuring an elemental just to make sure, show that we have a good

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force taking care of these vile do-gooders.

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And I am going to summon forth an earth elemental.

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At the back of the group, the ground begins to heave.

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This elemental comes forth following behind you.

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It looks to Vorunax for direction.

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I just, I tell it, stay behind us.

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Watch these prisoners.

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Wink.

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There's this groaning, echoing, earthquake-like rumble that comes from its chest.

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And the doors, as you turn back to them, begin to swing open.

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The chamber before you is large.

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Almost, you lose the edge of it as you begin to walk in, as it begins to get too dark to see.

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There's an almost magical darkness surrounding the edge.

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But on the periphery of your vision, you see glimpses and flits of what you would

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believe to be demonic creatures hiding in the shadows.

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At the center is this roiling, fire-filled pit.

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This purple and black flame licking up and out over the edge of this pond-like lip.

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On the other side, hidden in shadow, is this massive throne.

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And at first you don't see anybody sitting on it.

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But after a moment of you stepping in and around the flame, you see movement of an arm as this voice echoes out.

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Welcome home, Vorunax.

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My Prince of Undeath, Lord of Spectres.

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It's a shame they call you the Shadow that was, considering you're still here.

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Rightfully so.

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I bring you a gift.

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What has taken you so long to return?

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There were complications with that necromancer you lent power to.

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And I learned of a complication that we should take care of early.

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You know of the Decimators of Dragons, correct?

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Yes.

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Well, I bring you two of them.

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But not the two you would expect.

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See, the problem that they hold is not that they are heroes of this time.

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They're heroes of a future where your plan came to fruition.

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And they came back to try and stop you sooner.

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I brought them to you so that I may display my loyalty in ending their lives before you, at your throne.

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And not only do I bring this gift, I bring a potential protege.

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Miss Lipsinki. I hold my hand out for her, Lipsinki.

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And I give it up. Hello?

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This is Lipsinki Pip Diggins.

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I believe the potential you were looking for and, well, you could easily replace Shamgalar with Lipsinki.

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Talented, through and through, seems to come to it naturally, as if she's already walked in our ways.

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I thought I sensed something odd in the plane.

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Do you have any reason to believe that we could expect more people to come from the future?

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Is there anything you know of that could keep that from happening?

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Any quest that I could go on to serve you and eliminate that possibility?

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It seems you've brought me something that I did not foresee.

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Your tardiness.

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Could be forgiven once these future travelers are defeated.

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But tell me, decimators, is it as good as I believe it will be?

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Is it as good as I believe it will be?

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He looks square at you, Thea.

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Answer him.

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Yep, probably, yeah. Yep.

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Good.

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Maybe better.

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I would be remiss to not let your brother share in this victory that we've had, Vorunax.

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You hear a cackling laugh from somewhere in the upper chamber.

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Oh, daddy!

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Vorunax brought you some toys, didn't he?

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Hi, Vorunax!

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Shangalar floats down and in the midst of all of you.

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Well, I've been busy setting up.

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Oh, where was I busy setting up?

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It was Grey Pond.

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Sludge Pool.

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I don't know.

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I was busy doing your job because you didn't come back and say, look, look what I did.

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Some of us can see further down the road and understand what would benefit the Master of Empires.

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Yes, yes, of course.

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I mean, I set up the portal.

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Sure, it got destroyed.

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But I set it up and got things moving, which sent the power rippling through.

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I put my pyramid in place, you know, the one that daddy gave me.

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They were oddly prepared, though.

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That was strange.

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Oh, they're busy walking around inside of the...

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Let's take a look and see where they are.

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He looks into this orb in his hand.

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They took a wrong turn.

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It'll take them a while to dig themselves out of that.

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So, kill them.

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I do not take orders from you.

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He slinks and looks up at Orcus.

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If you're ready for it, my lord.

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As you look at Orcus and he leans forward and his massive head comes into view,

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you see his hideous, scarred and mottled body,

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his two huge leathery wings spread out.

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It's 20 to 30 feet in the sky for you.

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His huge, clawed, hairy hands over the edge of the throne

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and this massive goat skull over his face.

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You see his mouth begin to move.

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If that was the plan,

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take them over the flame and turn them into one we can use.

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I go over and I grab Flint by the collar

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and just drag bringing them forward

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and I put my blade up to his throat

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and I say,

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this is where you draw your final breath.

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Throw your prayers to your god.

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How bound are my hands?

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Like, what's going on?

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Oh, we tied it to where you could easily just like...

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Perfect. Okay.

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And what do I want to throw it at?

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Orcus himself or like a secondary target?

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I didn't expect ol' Shangy to be here.

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Nope, nobody expected that.

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I know. Fuck that guy. Jesus.

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Because we're only fighting the biggest big vats,

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so we should probably get some other little turd that we already dealt with.

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Maybe if you throw your hammer at him,

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he will be like, ah, and disappear.

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It'd be cool if you had some spell where you were like,

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oh, I've already beat you? Good day.

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Yeah, yeah.

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If you travel in time and then you run into someone you've already defeated in the future,

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it's just like you fight them and go pew, and then they just die.

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They're like, alright.

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New spell.

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Wizards of the Coast, that's for you.

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Hit us up.

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Positioning, so you're dragging Flint.

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He's by the fire.

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You're facing away from Orcus?

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No, I imagine it more so like I've got him held out in front of me

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and my blade pulled around to his throat.

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Okay, so both of you are facing.

257
00:16:27,000 --> 00:16:28,000
Yeah.

258
00:16:28,000 --> 00:16:30,000
Okay.

259
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As you say that throw,

260
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Orcus leans forward.

261
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Both of you see

262
00:16:38,000 --> 00:16:43,000
around his waist that was hidden like in the rolls of flesh

263
00:16:43,000 --> 00:16:48,000
as he stands up and leans forward,

264
00:16:48,000 --> 00:16:54,000
there are these glowing skulls in what look like a

265
00:16:54,000 --> 00:16:57,000
ornate jeweled

266
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belt.

267
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You can count seven of them.

268
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All very similar in structure, but different colors.

269
00:17:07,000 --> 00:17:08,000
Okay.

270
00:17:08,000 --> 00:17:11,000
I'm trying to decide if Flint knew that from Vorunax

271
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or if he like remembered some lore about it

272
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to like maybe take a closer look with his hammer to these skulls.

273
00:17:20,000 --> 00:17:24,000
We flash back to the office.

274
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There's a diagram.

275
00:17:26,000 --> 00:17:30,000
Yeah, we can absolutely flash back because that wouldn't have been information that I gave to Kyle,

276
00:17:30,000 --> 00:17:35,000
but Vorunax would likely have had because he was part of it.

277
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We cut back to the office.

278
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So you'll see that he's got this belt with these wicked looking skulls

279
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and what those are are well, it's a

280
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God essence.

281
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In a sense.

282
00:17:52,000 --> 00:17:56,000
No, are they like all the same size?

283
00:17:56,000 --> 00:18:01,000
They're pretty uniform, but they're different colors.

284
00:18:01,000 --> 00:18:06,000
I'm not sure which color pertains to which deity,

285
00:18:06,000 --> 00:18:10,000
you know, but if you happen to take a look

286
00:18:10,000 --> 00:18:13,000
and you know something more about religion than I do,

287
00:18:13,000 --> 00:18:18,000
then that could benefit us because it could potentially chip away at whatever boon

288
00:18:18,000 --> 00:18:22,000
may be provided by that essence.

289
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Could I ask a quick question?

290
00:18:24,000 --> 00:18:26,000
It's not really relevant, but I'm just curious.

291
00:18:26,000 --> 00:18:31,000
So is he wearing a belt and didn't we decide he doesn't wear pants?

292
00:18:31,000 --> 00:18:34,000
So it's just the belt.

293
00:18:34,000 --> 00:18:36,000
Maybe more like a girdle.

294
00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:39,000
Yeah, you know, it's so funny because of course I've seen him,

295
00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:45,000
I've seen him, but I just I didn't I really tried to keep my eyes like kind of up there.

296
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Gotcha.

297
00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:47,000
Yeah. Yeah.

298
00:18:47,000 --> 00:18:49,000
So I'd never even really noticed that.

299
00:18:49,000 --> 00:18:50,000
I'm sorry.

300
00:18:50,000 --> 00:18:53,000
I didn't mean to distract from the planet sash.

301
00:18:53,000 --> 00:18:55,000
I just know it's it's understandable.

302
00:18:55,000 --> 00:18:59,000
He really it really has a look, doesn't he?

303
00:18:59,000 --> 00:19:01,000
Yeah, that's striking.

304
00:19:01,000 --> 00:19:05,000
One more question about these belts.

305
00:19:05,000 --> 00:19:10,000
If you were to destroy one of the skulls on the belt, that is,

306
00:19:10,000 --> 00:19:17,000
does that energy head back to the gods he took it from?

307
00:19:17,000 --> 00:19:19,000
What happens to that energy?

308
00:19:19,000 --> 00:19:22,000
That I don't know.

309
00:19:22,000 --> 00:19:29,000
But we can either attempt to destroy them in hopes that they return from once they came

310
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or we attempt to claim them for ourselves and try to harness them.

311
00:19:34,000 --> 00:19:35,000
Huh?

312
00:19:35,000 --> 00:19:37,000
Well, that seems like the evil.

313
00:19:37,000 --> 00:19:39,000
No, no, like for the power of good.

314
00:19:39,000 --> 00:19:41,000
For the power of good.

315
00:19:41,000 --> 00:19:42,000
Yeah.

316
00:19:42,000 --> 00:19:45,000
Like we get them on our side for good so we can kill for good.

317
00:19:45,000 --> 00:19:48,000
Yeah, we could get all the skulls and you could give them to me.

318
00:19:48,000 --> 00:19:55,000
And then I will be I will release the gods and let them return.

319
00:19:55,000 --> 00:19:56,000
Yeah, we're drifting.

320
00:19:56,000 --> 00:20:00,000
I think probably our best bet would be to break the skulls

321
00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:05,000
and hopefully the gods will regain power, weakening Orcus.

322
00:20:05,000 --> 00:20:15,000
We cut back to the throne room where Vorunax has his blade placed to Flint's neck.

323
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Orcus is looking down and this menacing rumbling cackle echoes out towards you.

324
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Do it.

325
00:20:26,000 --> 00:20:32,000
And as I feel Vorunax start to like bring the knife even closer,

326
00:20:32,000 --> 00:20:36,000
I let go of all my weight off my feet and just drop.

327
00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:44,000
And as I drop, I grab my dwarven thrower and throw it as best I can towards that glowing skull on that belt.

328
00:20:44,000 --> 00:20:48,000
Alright, this will trigger initiative.

329
00:20:48,000 --> 00:20:49,000
Yes.

330
00:20:49,000 --> 00:20:52,000
Give me your attack roll, sir.

331
00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:57,000
You're hitting the skulls, not necessarily trying to hit Orcus or one of the skulls at least.

332
00:20:57,000 --> 00:20:59,000
I am going for the skulls.

333
00:20:59,000 --> 00:21:01,000
Colors to say them out loud.

334
00:21:01,000 --> 00:21:06,000
There is a blue, a red, a green, a yellow, a brown, a pink, a black.

335
00:21:06,000 --> 00:21:14,000
Other than the color, all of the skulls appear very similar in construction.

336
00:21:14,000 --> 00:21:19,000
No real, there's no name tag on them is basically what I'm saying.

337
00:21:19,000 --> 00:21:22,000
Alright, yeah, I'm going to try to hit the pink skull.

338
00:21:22,000 --> 00:21:25,000
Okay, roll to hit please.

339
00:21:25,000 --> 00:21:27,000
That's a 30.

340
00:21:27,000 --> 00:21:28,000
Damn.

341
00:21:28,000 --> 00:21:34,000
Almost in an instant, Flint drops with this ranger like dexterity.

342
00:21:34,000 --> 00:21:40,000
And the dwarven thrower loses from his hand and you see it,

343
00:21:40,000 --> 00:21:46,000
there's a trail of light emanating from it as it strikes hard into one of these skulls.

344
00:21:46,000 --> 00:21:48,000
Roll damage please.

345
00:21:48,000 --> 00:21:52,000
That is 7 plus 8, so 15 damage.

346
00:21:52,000 --> 00:22:01,000
You hear this crack and from Vorunax and Flint's vantage point,

347
00:22:01,000 --> 00:22:03,000
you see the light.

348
00:22:03,000 --> 00:22:09,000
It doesn't extinguish, it doesn't leave, but it does feel like it is brighter,

349
00:22:09,000 --> 00:22:14,000
like it's emanating more clearly from it,

350
00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:18,000
which would lead you to believe that you've at least cracked it in some way,

351
00:22:18,000 --> 00:22:22,000
but it doesn't seem to have released whatever energy is inside.

352
00:22:22,000 --> 00:22:27,000
The thrower attempts to come back to you.

353
00:22:27,000 --> 00:22:32,000
Would you make, I guess, a dex check for your hammer?

354
00:22:32,000 --> 00:22:38,000
Maybe roll a dexterity saving throw with Flint's stats or Bort's stats?

355
00:22:38,000 --> 00:22:42,000
Okay, well I mean we're gonna go with Flint's stats,

356
00:22:42,000 --> 00:22:44,000
because since it's Flint's body.

357
00:22:44,000 --> 00:22:47,000
There's a couple perks and other things that I've transferred over,

358
00:22:47,000 --> 00:22:50,000
but otherwise I've left it there.

359
00:22:50,000 --> 00:22:53,000
That is a 15.

360
00:22:53,000 --> 00:22:58,000
The hammer hits and you hear this grunt,

361
00:22:58,000 --> 00:23:01,000
because it does hit into his belly,

362
00:23:01,000 --> 00:23:03,000
and the hammer begins to return,

363
00:23:03,000 --> 00:23:06,000
but in the time that you would expect it to be in your hand,

364
00:23:06,000 --> 00:23:09,000
you look and it's not there, and you look in Orcus's hand,

365
00:23:09,000 --> 00:23:12,000
and he has your hammer in his.

366
00:23:12,000 --> 00:23:17,000
Interesting trick, Vorunax.

367
00:23:17,000 --> 00:23:20,000
You really thought you could fool us.

368
00:23:20,000 --> 00:23:25,000
Yeah, you were carrying around a microphone for like the whole time.

369
00:23:25,000 --> 00:23:30,000
I was hoping I could at least pull the one over on someone who pulled one over on me.

370
00:23:30,000 --> 00:23:35,000
Oh, did he just look around at everybody?

371
00:23:35,000 --> 00:23:36,000
He did.

372
00:23:36,000 --> 00:23:37,000
How did he trick you?

373
00:23:37,000 --> 00:23:38,000
How did he trick you, Shangri-La?

374
00:23:38,000 --> 00:23:39,000
Oh, this is gonna hurt.

375
00:23:39,000 --> 00:23:42,000
How did you find yourself into his service?

376
00:23:42,000 --> 00:23:49,000
I was trying to seek the most power in the world.

377
00:23:49,000 --> 00:23:53,000
I was up against, well, him.

378
00:23:53,000 --> 00:23:55,000
Him.

379
00:23:55,000 --> 00:23:57,000
The old man there.

380
00:23:57,000 --> 00:23:58,000
Grancis?

381
00:23:58,000 --> 00:24:00,000
Yeah.

382
00:24:00,000 --> 00:24:04,000
And he said I could beat him into a bloody pulp

383
00:24:04,000 --> 00:24:09,000
over and over and over and over again.

384
00:24:09,000 --> 00:24:11,000
And so I did.

385
00:24:11,000 --> 00:24:13,000
He's actually down in,

386
00:24:13,000 --> 00:24:17,000
which was a real mind twist until you were like time travelers from another place,

387
00:24:17,000 --> 00:24:19,000
because he's down there.

388
00:24:19,000 --> 00:24:21,000
I just got back.

389
00:24:21,000 --> 00:24:23,000
Oh well.

390
00:24:23,000 --> 00:24:24,000
So be it.

391
00:24:24,000 --> 00:24:28,000
Even though we may fall on different sides of the aisle at this point,

392
00:24:28,000 --> 00:24:32,000
you are still so short-sighted.

393
00:24:32,000 --> 00:24:35,000
But you're very small, down by a big open pit,

394
00:24:35,000 --> 00:24:38,000
and daddy's mad.

395
00:24:38,000 --> 00:24:39,000
Roll for initiative.

396
00:24:39,000 --> 00:24:40,000
Did Shangri-La say that?

397
00:24:40,000 --> 00:24:42,000
God, can he stop calling him daddy?

398
00:24:42,000 --> 00:24:44,000
It sounded like Shangri-La said it.

399
00:24:44,000 --> 00:24:46,000
It sounded like, roll.

400
00:24:46,000 --> 00:24:48,000
Roll for initiative.

401
00:24:48,000 --> 00:24:49,000
Was that you?

402
00:24:49,000 --> 00:24:51,000
Wow.

403
00:25:03,000 --> 00:25:05,000
Okay.

404
00:25:05,000 --> 00:25:07,000
See, I got 12.

405
00:25:07,000 --> 00:25:08,000
Naturally.

406
00:25:08,000 --> 00:25:10,000
Varnock's got 18.

407
00:25:10,000 --> 00:25:12,000
Let's think he got nine.

408
00:25:12,000 --> 00:25:14,000
Nighthunter, 21.

409
00:25:14,000 --> 00:25:17,000
Grancis.

410
00:25:17,000 --> 00:25:18,000
Oh, shoot.

411
00:25:18,000 --> 00:25:20,000
That's a one.

412
00:25:20,000 --> 00:25:24,000
Plus the initiative of two, so that's a three for Grancis.

413
00:25:24,000 --> 00:25:26,000
He's got to read his book.

414
00:25:26,000 --> 00:25:28,000
What's the guy who comes last during the relay?

415
00:25:28,000 --> 00:25:29,000
The anchor?

416
00:25:29,000 --> 00:25:30,000
Yeah, that's right.

417
00:25:30,000 --> 00:25:32,000
Maybe that's like, yeah.

418
00:25:32,000 --> 00:25:36,000
I mean, Shangri-La is just bumping up, you know,

419
00:25:36,000 --> 00:25:38,000
pumping his tires a little bit.

420
00:25:38,000 --> 00:25:41,000
Maybe he's about how he's so powerful.

421
00:25:41,000 --> 00:25:47,000
And Orcus.

422
00:25:47,000 --> 00:25:49,000
Initiative bonus of 27.

423
00:25:49,000 --> 00:25:51,000
I'm going to get a 45 to initiative.

424
00:25:51,000 --> 00:25:53,000
And 13 actions.

425
00:25:53,000 --> 00:25:59,000
Don't forget my legendary actions and my lair actions.

426
00:25:59,000 --> 00:26:01,000
I forgot about the lair.

427
00:26:01,000 --> 00:26:03,000
Thanks, Kyle.

428
00:26:08,000 --> 00:26:11,000
Orcus stands up from his throne.

429
00:26:11,000 --> 00:26:15,000
The stale wind thumps down towards you from his wings,

430
00:26:15,000 --> 00:26:17,000
beating together.

431
00:26:17,000 --> 00:26:21,000
He puts out his hand and then pauses a moment,

432
00:26:21,000 --> 00:26:23,000
looks down at Vorunax.

433
00:26:23,000 --> 00:26:26,000
Where is it?

434
00:26:26,000 --> 00:26:28,000
I actually don't know.

435
00:26:28,000 --> 00:26:30,000
Hmm.

436
00:26:30,000 --> 00:26:34,000
It will be here.

437
00:26:34,000 --> 00:26:38,000
Nighthunter, you are up first.

438
00:26:38,000 --> 00:26:41,000
You have Shangalar, whose...

439
00:26:41,000 --> 00:26:43,000
Shangalar's position is...

440
00:26:43,000 --> 00:26:45,000
He's like moving around the perimeter.

441
00:26:45,000 --> 00:26:47,000
He's not standing still.

442
00:26:47,000 --> 00:26:50,000
He's trying to stay at a distance, clearly.

443
00:26:50,000 --> 00:26:52,000
Orcus is front and center.

444
00:26:52,000 --> 00:26:55,000
I feel like you guys were led up to the throne,

445
00:26:55,000 --> 00:26:57,000
so he's like right in front of you.

446
00:26:57,000 --> 00:26:58,000
Okay.

447
00:26:58,000 --> 00:27:01,000
Now, question about Nighthunter's sanity.

448
00:27:01,000 --> 00:27:03,000
Yeah, you went really hard on that.

449
00:27:03,000 --> 00:27:05,000
But is she still within her right mind

450
00:27:05,000 --> 00:27:08,000
that she would participate in the fighting?

451
00:27:08,000 --> 00:27:09,000
Yeah, yeah.

452
00:27:09,000 --> 00:27:10,000
Okay, good.

453
00:27:10,000 --> 00:27:12,000
I just wanted to make sure that it's not that...

454
00:27:12,000 --> 00:27:14,000
No, you turn on your friends kind of crazy.

455
00:27:14,000 --> 00:27:15,000
Oh, it better not be.

456
00:27:15,000 --> 00:27:17,000
Because Russ has pulled that bullshit before.

457
00:27:17,000 --> 00:27:19,000
I'm not here for it.

458
00:27:19,000 --> 00:27:21,000
Nobody's had their mind controlled at this point.

459
00:27:21,000 --> 00:27:23,000
At this point.

460
00:27:23,000 --> 00:27:25,000
Carla, I see you there.

461
00:27:25,000 --> 00:27:26,000
Yeah.

462
00:27:26,000 --> 00:27:28,000
Carla's like...

463
00:27:28,000 --> 00:27:33,000
Nighthunter charges forward with Corpse Grinder

464
00:27:33,000 --> 00:27:36,000
because this is all she knows.

465
00:27:36,000 --> 00:27:38,000
What does she say?

466
00:27:38,000 --> 00:27:42,000
She comes at, what, does she get up to, like, what, his shin?

467
00:27:42,000 --> 00:27:45,000
So he's probably like 20, 25 feet tall.

468
00:27:45,000 --> 00:27:47,000
She said 30 feet tall.

469
00:27:47,000 --> 00:27:49,000
Yeah, but he's up on a throne, right?

470
00:27:49,000 --> 00:27:51,000
Okay, I gotcha.

471
00:27:51,000 --> 00:27:55,000
You have perhaps hurt my ilia.

472
00:27:55,000 --> 00:28:00,000
And they charge forward and just like hack into his shin, I guess.

473
00:28:00,000 --> 00:28:04,000
I mean, you could probably reach like upper thigh at that point.

474
00:28:04,000 --> 00:28:05,000
Maybe, yeah.

475
00:28:05,000 --> 00:28:06,000
You're also a giant.

476
00:28:06,000 --> 00:28:08,000
Yeah, if I jump, I'm big.

477
00:28:08,000 --> 00:28:10,000
Yeah, you're also big.

478
00:28:10,000 --> 00:28:14,000
I want to go for thigh, anywhere that there's like, you know, major artery perhaps.

479
00:28:14,000 --> 00:28:19,000
As you get closer, you see a dangling wand between his legs.

480
00:28:19,000 --> 00:28:21,000
Because he's naked.

481
00:28:21,000 --> 00:28:23,000
Naked boy.

482
00:28:23,000 --> 00:28:27,000
If she can reach the dick, she'll go for the D.

483
00:28:27,000 --> 00:28:31,000
Okay, the first one's 25.

484
00:28:31,000 --> 00:28:34,000
That will hit.

485
00:28:34,000 --> 00:28:37,000
Look at how thin it is.

486
00:28:37,000 --> 00:28:39,000
Oh my god, it's happening.

487
00:28:39,000 --> 00:28:40,000
I did it, guys.

488
00:28:40,000 --> 00:28:41,000
I did it.

489
00:28:41,000 --> 00:28:43,000
Okay, well, I mean, that's only 11 damage.

490
00:28:43,000 --> 00:28:45,000
You don't hit his dick.

491
00:28:45,000 --> 00:28:50,000
But you do hit into his leg, and corpse grinder cuts in,

492
00:28:50,000 --> 00:28:56,000
and this black ichor is now coating the blade as you swing it through.

493
00:28:56,000 --> 00:28:58,000
And as you swing back for another one,

494
00:28:58,000 --> 00:29:04,000
you see the skin stitching itself where it was cut.

495
00:29:04,000 --> 00:29:05,000
Oh, he healed.

496
00:29:05,000 --> 00:29:06,000
That's not okay.

497
00:29:06,000 --> 00:29:08,000
She wants to hack him again.

498
00:29:08,000 --> 00:29:10,000
She's going to do it again.

499
00:29:10,000 --> 00:29:14,000
This time for a 16.

500
00:29:14,000 --> 00:29:16,000
A 16 does not hit.

501
00:29:16,000 --> 00:29:17,000
But he's naked.

502
00:29:17,000 --> 00:29:20,000
I know, it's wild, isn't it?

503
00:29:20,000 --> 00:29:22,000
It's a fucking guy.

504
00:29:22,000 --> 00:29:23,000
This guy.

505
00:29:23,000 --> 00:29:24,000
This guy here.

506
00:29:24,000 --> 00:29:30,000
At the end of his turn, he's going to swing his tail at you.

507
00:29:30,000 --> 00:29:34,000
Has he been taking his turn while I've been taking my turn?

508
00:29:34,000 --> 00:29:36,000
Legendary action.

509
00:29:36,000 --> 00:29:38,000
Fine, swing that tail.

510
00:29:38,000 --> 00:29:41,000
I warned you off the beginning.

511
00:29:41,000 --> 00:29:42,000
I did.

512
00:29:42,000 --> 00:29:45,000
That's a 28 to hit you.

513
00:29:45,000 --> 00:29:47,000
No, it doesn't hit.

514
00:29:47,000 --> 00:29:48,000
That's wild.

515
00:29:48,000 --> 00:29:49,000
It doesn't.

516
00:29:49,000 --> 00:29:50,000
It's wild.

517
00:29:50,000 --> 00:29:56,000
You're going to take 21 force damage and nine poison damage.

518
00:29:56,000 --> 00:29:58,000
Okay, so 30 damage.

519
00:29:58,000 --> 00:30:02,000
And make a strength saving throw, please.

520
00:30:02,000 --> 00:30:05,000
Fuck off.

521
00:30:05,000 --> 00:30:06,000
Hold on.

522
00:30:06,000 --> 00:30:07,000
Do I have some?

523
00:30:07,000 --> 00:30:08,000
Hold on.

524
00:30:08,000 --> 00:30:09,000
Hold on.

525
00:30:09,000 --> 00:30:10,000
Wait.

526
00:30:10,000 --> 00:30:11,000
Wait.

527
00:30:11,000 --> 00:30:12,000
No.

528
00:30:12,000 --> 00:30:13,000
Okay.

529
00:30:13,000 --> 00:30:15,000
Strength saving throw.

530
00:30:15,000 --> 00:30:17,000
Yeah, that's a 15.

531
00:30:17,000 --> 00:30:18,000
Okay.

532
00:30:18,000 --> 00:30:24,000
You get hit by this tail and it connects hard with you.

533
00:30:24,000 --> 00:30:25,000
It echoes throughout the room.

534
00:30:25,000 --> 00:30:28,000
Everybody else feels it in their bones.

535
00:30:28,000 --> 00:30:37,000
And you fly back 15 feet, almost at the feet of Vorunax and Bort at this point.

536
00:30:37,000 --> 00:30:40,000
You're prone.

537
00:30:40,000 --> 00:30:42,000
It's Orcus's lair's turn.

538
00:30:42,000 --> 00:30:43,000
Oh my god.

539
00:30:43,000 --> 00:30:44,000
Yeah.

540
00:30:44,000 --> 00:30:46,000
Yeah.

541
00:30:46,000 --> 00:30:49,000
Guys, we did bad.

542
00:30:49,000 --> 00:30:51,000
So right where the rest of you are standing.

543
00:30:51,000 --> 00:30:56,000
So that will be Grancis and Lipsinki and Thea.

544
00:30:56,000 --> 00:30:57,000
Yes.

545
00:30:57,000 --> 00:30:58,000
That's all who would be in that group.

546
00:30:58,000 --> 00:31:01,000
So on a 20 foot square.

547
00:31:01,000 --> 00:31:03,000
Oh, and some sort of elemental earth.

548
00:31:03,000 --> 00:31:04,000
Oh, and the earth elemental.

549
00:31:04,000 --> 00:31:05,000
Yeah.

550
00:31:05,000 --> 00:31:06,000
Yes.

551
00:31:06,000 --> 00:31:10,000
Skeletal arms begin sprouting up from the ground, grabbing at you.

552
00:31:10,000 --> 00:31:15,000
Everybody make a strength saving throw.

553
00:31:15,000 --> 00:31:18,000
Fuck off, fuck off, fuck off.

554
00:31:18,000 --> 00:31:19,000
13.

555
00:31:19,000 --> 00:31:20,000
21.

556
00:31:20,000 --> 00:31:21,000
God damn it.

557
00:31:21,000 --> 00:31:22,000
And Grancis?

558
00:31:22,000 --> 00:31:23,000
No.

559
00:31:23,000 --> 00:31:24,000
No.

560
00:31:24,000 --> 00:31:26,000
Oh, let me make one for the earth elemental real quick.

561
00:31:26,000 --> 00:31:27,000
Oh, yes, please.

562
00:31:27,000 --> 00:31:28,000
Or Grancis.

563
00:31:28,000 --> 00:31:29,000
So frail.

564
00:31:29,000 --> 00:31:30,000
17.

565
00:31:30,000 --> 00:31:36,000
All of you are considered restrained until the arms disappear or until Orcus releases

566
00:31:36,000 --> 00:31:37,000
them.

567
00:31:37,000 --> 00:31:38,000
With a 21?

568
00:31:38,000 --> 00:31:39,000
Yeah.

569
00:31:39,000 --> 00:31:42,000
I had to beat a 23.

570
00:31:42,000 --> 00:31:45,000
I almost, I rolled almost the best I could.

571
00:31:45,000 --> 00:31:47,000
So I have no chance.

572
00:31:47,000 --> 00:31:49,000
You did very good.

573
00:31:49,000 --> 00:31:50,000
Oh, goodness.

574
00:31:50,000 --> 00:31:52,000
Vorunax, it's your turn.

575
00:31:52,000 --> 00:31:53,000
Okay.

576
00:31:53,000 --> 00:31:59,000
I'm going to use my action to cast Mirror Image on myself.

577
00:31:59,000 --> 00:32:00,000
Okay.

578
00:32:00,000 --> 00:32:07,000
And then I'm going to use my bonus action to help Night Hunter not be prone.

579
00:32:07,000 --> 00:32:08,000
Yep, absolutely.

580
00:32:08,000 --> 00:32:09,000
Cool.

581
00:32:09,000 --> 00:32:11,000
You can help them up on your turn.

582
00:32:11,000 --> 00:32:13,000
They would be 10 feet in front of you.

583
00:32:13,000 --> 00:32:14,000
Sweet.

584
00:32:14,000 --> 00:32:15,000
And so Night Hunter's back.

585
00:32:15,000 --> 00:32:17,000
You'll be back up on your feet for your next turn.

586
00:32:17,000 --> 00:32:19,000
You won't have to use any movement in order to do so.

587
00:32:19,000 --> 00:32:21,000
So you've cast Mirror Image.

588
00:32:21,000 --> 00:32:26,000
So there are four versions of you at this point.

589
00:32:26,000 --> 00:32:27,000
Yeah.

590
00:32:27,000 --> 00:32:28,000
Okay.

591
00:32:28,000 --> 00:32:29,000
Yep.

592
00:32:29,000 --> 00:32:34,000
Also, I didn't roll for it earlier, but I got a 14 for the earth elemental's

593
00:32:34,000 --> 00:32:35,000
initiative.

594
00:32:35,000 --> 00:32:36,000
Oh, thank you.

595
00:32:36,000 --> 00:32:39,000
They will go right after Bort.

596
00:32:39,000 --> 00:32:42,000
Who is next?

597
00:32:42,000 --> 00:32:43,000
All right.

598
00:32:43,000 --> 00:32:45,000
Orcus still has my hammer.

599
00:32:45,000 --> 00:32:46,000
Yes.

600
00:32:46,000 --> 00:32:50,000
Orcus has your hammer in the palm of his hand.

601
00:32:50,000 --> 00:32:53,000
Didn't like set it down when he was dealing with whatever was going on

602
00:32:53,000 --> 00:32:54,000
there with.

603
00:32:54,000 --> 00:32:58,000
No, he's relishing in his worthy status.

604
00:32:58,000 --> 00:32:59,000
Damn it.

605
00:32:59,000 --> 00:33:00,000
Yeah.

606
00:33:00,000 --> 00:33:02,000
Hate this guy, guys.

607
00:33:02,000 --> 00:33:10,000
I will just draw the moist tongue long sword and head over his way.

608
00:33:10,000 --> 00:33:11,000
All right.

609
00:33:11,000 --> 00:33:12,000
Going into melee.

610
00:33:12,000 --> 00:33:13,000
Got it.

611
00:33:13,000 --> 00:33:14,000
Cool.

612
00:33:14,000 --> 00:33:15,000
Love it.

613
00:33:15,000 --> 00:33:17,000
Swing to hit.

614
00:33:17,000 --> 00:33:21,000
First one is a crit off a 19.

615
00:33:21,000 --> 00:33:22,000
All right.

616
00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:24,000
Yeah, that's going to hit.

617
00:33:24,000 --> 00:33:25,000
All right.

618
00:33:25,000 --> 00:33:29,000
Second one is a 12 plus 14.

619
00:33:29,000 --> 00:33:30,000
So that's 26.

620
00:33:30,000 --> 00:33:31,000
Yes, sir.

621
00:33:31,000 --> 00:33:34,000
Next one is a 10 plus 14.

622
00:33:34,000 --> 00:33:37,000
That is 24.

623
00:33:37,000 --> 00:33:40,000
And another crit off a 19.

624
00:33:40,000 --> 00:33:41,000
Dang.

625
00:33:41,000 --> 00:33:42,000
Okay.

626
00:33:42,000 --> 00:33:43,000
Two crits, two hits.

627
00:33:43,000 --> 00:33:44,000
Nice.

628
00:33:44,000 --> 00:33:45,000
Give me some damage, sir.

629
00:33:45,000 --> 00:33:48,000
I like that we're fighting the big bad like fighting.

630
00:33:48,000 --> 00:33:51,000
Like with swords.

631
00:33:51,000 --> 00:33:56,000
So far it's like old martial arts movie style where only one of you goes up at

632
00:33:56,000 --> 00:33:57,000
a time.

633
00:33:57,000 --> 00:33:58,000
Love it.

634
00:33:58,000 --> 00:33:59,000
Yeah.

635
00:33:59,000 --> 00:34:00,000
And everyone just kind of waits.

636
00:34:00,000 --> 00:34:01,000
You have to be polite.

637
00:34:01,000 --> 00:34:02,000
See how this plays out.

638
00:34:02,000 --> 00:34:03,000
That's true.

639
00:34:03,000 --> 00:34:08,000
Also, Russ, I'd like to like keep attacking the same area as best I can.

640
00:34:08,000 --> 00:34:14,000
Like if it's, you know, a leg kind of same zone in the leg as best I can.

641
00:34:14,000 --> 00:34:15,000
Okay.

642
00:34:15,000 --> 00:34:17,000
So you've rushed up to him.

643
00:34:17,000 --> 00:34:21,000
That uses up your 30 feet of movement.

644
00:34:21,000 --> 00:34:23,000
You've taken your three swings.

645
00:34:23,000 --> 00:34:26,000
Anything else you can or would like to do?

646
00:34:26,000 --> 00:34:27,000
No, I'll hold there.

647
00:34:27,000 --> 00:34:30,000
It is the Elemental's turn.

648
00:34:30,000 --> 00:34:31,000
All right.

649
00:34:31,000 --> 00:34:37,000
The Elemental is going to try and break free of the restrain.

650
00:34:37,000 --> 00:34:38,000
Strength saving throw.

651
00:34:38,000 --> 00:34:40,000
DC 23, please.

652
00:34:40,000 --> 00:34:41,000
That's a 17.

653
00:34:41,000 --> 00:34:43,000
Not going to be able to do it.

654
00:34:43,000 --> 00:34:47,000
Just command it to, you know, protect the people around it.

655
00:34:47,000 --> 00:34:49,000
Stony Jabroni.

656
00:34:49,000 --> 00:34:51,000
Protect those people back there.

657
00:34:51,000 --> 00:34:54,000
I was drinking, Kyle.

658
00:34:54,000 --> 00:34:56,000
Have you been sitting on that the whole time, Kyle?

659
00:34:56,000 --> 00:35:01,000
No, that is a pullover from Bombarded for Tony Jabroni's Kony Stand.

660
00:35:01,000 --> 00:35:02,000
Thank you, Goodrich.

661
00:35:02,000 --> 00:35:03,000
Okay.

662
00:35:03,000 --> 00:35:07,000
Elemental in sentry mode, basically, at this point.

663
00:35:07,000 --> 00:35:08,000
Yes.

664
00:35:08,000 --> 00:35:15,000
At the end of the Elemental's turn, Orcus casts Creeping Death over...

665
00:35:15,000 --> 00:35:16,000
Are you sure he does?

666
00:35:16,000 --> 00:35:18,000
Yeah, I'm pretty sure he does.

667
00:35:18,000 --> 00:35:23,000
Over Night Hunter and Vorunax.

668
00:35:23,000 --> 00:35:24,000
Dope.

669
00:35:24,000 --> 00:35:32,000
A cylinder of swirling black necrotic energy, 60 feet tall,

670
00:35:32,000 --> 00:35:36,000
and a 10-foot radius rises from that point.

671
00:35:36,000 --> 00:35:39,000
And until the end of Orcus's next turn,

672
00:35:39,000 --> 00:35:43,000
creatures in that area have vulnerability to necrotic damage.

673
00:35:43,000 --> 00:35:44,000
Perfect.

674
00:35:44,000 --> 00:35:45,000
Perfect.

675
00:35:45,000 --> 00:35:46,000
That's great.

676
00:35:46,000 --> 00:35:47,000
Yeah, it's so good.

677
00:35:47,000 --> 00:35:48,000
Yeah.

678
00:35:48,000 --> 00:35:49,000
So good.

679
00:35:49,000 --> 00:35:50,000
Neat.

680
00:35:50,000 --> 00:35:52,000
It's Orcus's turn.

681
00:35:52,000 --> 00:35:53,000
Yeah?

682
00:35:53,000 --> 00:35:57,000
Yeah, it's his actual turn.

683
00:35:57,000 --> 00:36:01,000
He is going to attack you, Bort.

684
00:36:01,000 --> 00:36:02,000
Okay.

685
00:36:02,000 --> 00:36:03,000
With his...

686
00:36:03,000 --> 00:36:05,000
I have a wand of Orcus.

687
00:36:05,000 --> 00:36:06,000
Fuck you.

688
00:36:06,000 --> 00:36:07,000
Her.

689
00:36:07,000 --> 00:36:09,000
With a necrotic bolt.

690
00:36:09,000 --> 00:36:10,000
Okay.

691
00:36:10,000 --> 00:36:15,000
That's going to be a 22 to hit you.

692
00:36:15,000 --> 00:36:18,000
I mean, you didn't even need the other half of that word, Rusty.

693
00:36:18,000 --> 00:36:19,000
Love it.

694
00:36:19,000 --> 00:36:21,000
And you're going to take 29 necrotic damage.

695
00:36:21,000 --> 00:36:22,000
Necrotic damage.

696
00:36:22,000 --> 00:36:24,000
You're not inside that cylinder.

697
00:36:24,000 --> 00:36:27,000
But he's also going to fire two...

698
00:36:27,000 --> 00:36:31,000
One towards Vorunax and one towards Night Hunter.

699
00:36:31,000 --> 00:36:34,000
First one towards Vorunax is a 26.

700
00:36:34,000 --> 00:36:36,000
Okay, let's see if he hits one of my mirrors.

701
00:36:36,000 --> 00:36:37,000
Oh, yeah.

702
00:36:37,000 --> 00:36:39,000
Six or higher.

703
00:36:39,000 --> 00:36:42,000
16, so one of my duplicates is gone.

704
00:36:42,000 --> 00:36:47,000
It takes double the necrotic damage.

705
00:36:47,000 --> 00:36:50,000
Does it make a big show of dying, too?

706
00:36:50,000 --> 00:36:51,000
I liked.

707
00:36:51,000 --> 00:36:52,000
Yes.

708
00:36:52,000 --> 00:36:55,000
We all act...

709
00:36:55,000 --> 00:37:01,000
And the necrotic bolt going towards Night Hunter is a 22 to hit.

710
00:37:01,000 --> 00:37:02,000
Shit, no.

711
00:37:02,000 --> 00:37:04,000
My armor class is 23, bitch.

712
00:37:04,000 --> 00:37:06,000
Wow.

713
00:37:06,000 --> 00:37:09,000
She's just middle finger.

714
00:37:09,000 --> 00:37:12,000
Sit on this and rotate.

715
00:37:12,000 --> 00:37:15,000
She's a little crass when she's crazy.

716
00:37:15,000 --> 00:37:21,000
I'm just going to step towards the people who are bound by skeletons.

717
00:37:21,000 --> 00:37:25,000
Taking an opportunity attack if you so desire, Bort.

718
00:37:25,000 --> 00:37:27,000
Yeah, let's do it.

719
00:37:27,000 --> 00:37:29,000
Just treating you as doesn't care.

720
00:37:29,000 --> 00:37:31,000
It's hurtful.

721
00:37:31,000 --> 00:37:38,000
Am I able to take another shot at that belt of his?

722
00:37:38,000 --> 00:37:41,000
What are you shooting with?

723
00:37:41,000 --> 00:37:43,000
If it requires me throwing another weapon?

724
00:37:43,000 --> 00:37:44,000
Sure.

725
00:37:44,000 --> 00:37:48,000
As he begins to move, you would still have a viewpoint?

726
00:37:48,000 --> 00:37:54,000
I am going to throw a spear at him.

727
00:37:54,000 --> 00:38:02,000
Spear goes up and you hear it connect and there's a shattering, almost glass, almost bone sound that comes from it.

728
00:38:02,000 --> 00:38:10,000
You see right as he's stepping over top of you, it begins to swirl around the outside of this skull.

729
00:38:10,000 --> 00:38:12,000
Like it's trying to escape.

730
00:38:12,000 --> 00:38:26,000
You hear the sound of your spear clatter to the ground and you see him lift his hand and hoof your Dwarven thrower hard into the wall.

731
00:38:26,000 --> 00:38:39,000
It sticks hard into it and you hear it burying into the decayed matter that makes up the wall that begins to flake off around the edge.

732
00:38:39,000 --> 00:38:48,000
There's a scatter and sound of many feet and screams as whatever creatures are outside your view are running around the top tier.

733
00:38:48,000 --> 00:38:54,000
As his turn finishes, the necrotic energy around Vorunax and Nighthunter dissipates.

734
00:38:54,000 --> 00:38:55,000
Thea.

735
00:38:55,000 --> 00:38:59,000
So I'm stuck, right?

736
00:38:59,000 --> 00:39:01,000
Yeah, you got to make a strength saving throw.

737
00:39:01,000 --> 00:39:03,000
No, they're not hurting me, they're just holding me.

738
00:39:03,000 --> 00:39:07,000
They are holding you and Orcus is coming towards you.

739
00:39:07,000 --> 00:39:08,000
Okay, cool.

740
00:39:08,000 --> 00:39:09,000
Nice.

741
00:39:09,000 --> 00:39:10,000
Cool.

742
00:39:10,000 --> 00:39:11,000
Okay.

743
00:39:11,000 --> 00:39:12,000
Oathbow.

744
00:39:12,000 --> 00:39:13,000
Yeah.

745
00:39:13,000 --> 00:39:14,000
Two actions.

746
00:39:14,000 --> 00:39:16,000
Do I have my hands?

747
00:39:16,000 --> 00:39:17,000
Bark skin.

748
00:39:17,000 --> 00:39:18,000
Yeah.

749
00:39:18,000 --> 00:39:19,000
Okay.

750
00:39:19,000 --> 00:39:22,000
In order to get out of this thing, I need...

751
00:39:22,000 --> 00:39:25,000
A strength saving throw of 23.

752
00:39:25,000 --> 00:39:29,000
Guys, I'd have to roll a nat 20.

753
00:39:29,000 --> 00:39:30,000
Okay.

754
00:39:30,000 --> 00:39:31,000
All right.

755
00:39:31,000 --> 00:39:34,000
I literally can't do it.

756
00:39:35,000 --> 00:39:38,000
Can we cast concentration spells because we're just being...

757
00:39:38,000 --> 00:39:42,000
We're just laying down being in a skeleton-y embrace.

758
00:39:42,000 --> 00:39:43,000
I wouldn't even...

759
00:39:43,000 --> 00:39:44,000
Yeah.

760
00:39:44,000 --> 00:39:45,000
I wouldn't even say you're laying down.

761
00:39:45,000 --> 00:39:47,000
No, they came up from the ground, right?

762
00:39:47,000 --> 00:39:49,000
I'd say they're reaching up and grabbing onto you.

763
00:39:49,000 --> 00:39:50,000
Yeah.

764
00:39:50,000 --> 00:39:51,000
So you're not prone.

765
00:39:51,000 --> 00:39:54,000
You just can't leave the position you are in.

766
00:39:54,000 --> 00:39:56,000
You might be able to teleport away.

767
00:39:56,000 --> 00:39:58,000
There are other options to moving.

768
00:39:58,000 --> 00:39:59,000
There are.

769
00:39:59,000 --> 00:40:02,000
And I think I'm going to use that one.

770
00:40:03,000 --> 00:40:04,000
Lip sync, I'm really sorry.

771
00:40:04,000 --> 00:40:06,000
I'll make it up to you, I promise.

772
00:40:06,000 --> 00:40:10,000
And she takes out her tome of thunder step.

773
00:40:10,000 --> 00:40:11,000
She says,

774
00:40:11,000 --> 00:40:14,000
Funda, Funda, Malu, Amat, Maku, Kuro.

775
00:40:14,000 --> 00:40:19,000
And thunder booms out and she teleports back,

776
00:40:19,000 --> 00:40:24,000
backward, not towards Orcus, 10 feet away.

777
00:40:24,000 --> 00:40:25,000
And...

778
00:40:25,000 --> 00:40:26,000
Backpedaling, if you will.

779
00:40:26,000 --> 00:40:30,000
And each creature within 10 feet of my space

780
00:40:30,000 --> 00:40:34,000
that I've left needs to make a constitution saving throw.

781
00:40:34,000 --> 00:40:35,000
13.

782
00:40:35,000 --> 00:40:38,000
15 for Grancis.

783
00:40:38,000 --> 00:40:40,000
Okay, 8.

784
00:40:40,000 --> 00:40:43,000
18 was the save.

785
00:40:43,000 --> 00:40:45,000
Aw, poor Stoney.

786
00:40:45,000 --> 00:40:47,000
Okay, so we all take 3D10 damage.

787
00:40:47,000 --> 00:40:48,000
I'm so sorry.

788
00:40:48,000 --> 00:40:52,000
So far you've done more damage to your friends than Orcus has.

789
00:40:52,000 --> 00:40:55,000
Stoney is vulnerable to thunder, I just learned.

790
00:40:55,000 --> 00:40:57,000
Oh no!

791
00:40:57,000 --> 00:40:58,000
Oh, Stoney!

792
00:40:58,000 --> 00:40:59,000
Stoney!

793
00:40:59,000 --> 00:41:00,000
Protect them, Stoney!

794
00:41:00,000 --> 00:41:02,000
But what if they attack me?

795
00:41:02,000 --> 00:41:03,000
Okay, what about them?

796
00:41:03,000 --> 00:41:04,000
It still stands.

797
00:41:09,000 --> 00:41:12,000
Welcome to the middle!

798
00:41:12,000 --> 00:41:13,000
Hey!

799
00:41:13,000 --> 00:41:14,000
Here we are.

800
00:41:14,000 --> 00:41:15,000
We're in the middle.

801
00:41:15,000 --> 00:41:18,000
We just scream and then we tell you that we have friends hanging out with us

802
00:41:18,000 --> 00:41:21,000
because that's what we love to do too, is make new friends

803
00:41:21,000 --> 00:41:24,000
and then send you over to their show because they have great things going on.

804
00:41:24,000 --> 00:41:25,000
Hey, knock, knock, knock.

805
00:41:25,000 --> 00:41:27,000
I brought in this plate of gin and tonics.

806
00:41:27,000 --> 00:41:29,000
Wait, you're recording right now?

807
00:41:29,000 --> 00:41:30,000
Oh, hey, Tim.

808
00:41:30,000 --> 00:41:31,000
Oh, didn't see you there.

809
00:41:31,000 --> 00:41:32,000
Welcome to the party.

810
00:41:32,000 --> 00:41:33,000
Come on in.

811
00:41:33,000 --> 00:41:34,000
Thank you for bringing the gin and tonics.

812
00:41:34,000 --> 00:41:36,000
A plate of gin and tonics.

813
00:41:36,000 --> 00:41:37,000
Yeah, here it is.

814
00:41:37,000 --> 00:41:38,000
That's his signature dish.

815
00:41:38,000 --> 00:41:43,000
I'm not old enough to drink because I'm Malcolm in the middle.

816
00:41:43,000 --> 00:41:44,000
Malcolm in the middle?

817
00:41:44,000 --> 00:41:45,000
Okay.

818
00:41:45,000 --> 00:41:46,000
I get it.

819
00:41:46,000 --> 00:41:48,000
I'm young Frankie Muniz.

820
00:41:48,000 --> 00:41:51,000
Well, if you like that sort of humor, and we know you do.

821
00:41:51,000 --> 00:41:52,000
You obviously do.

822
00:41:52,000 --> 00:41:54,000
You obviously do.

823
00:41:55,000 --> 00:41:58,000
It's Tim, Jennifer and Mike Bachman from Greetings of Ventures,

824
00:41:58,000 --> 00:42:01,000
former Drunks and Dragons podcast.

825
00:42:01,000 --> 00:42:02,000
Wow.

826
00:42:02,000 --> 00:42:03,000
So good to be here.

827
00:42:03,000 --> 00:42:04,000
Thank you for having us.

828
00:42:04,000 --> 00:42:05,000
Thank you so much for having us.

829
00:42:05,000 --> 00:42:07,000
I mean, we've been on your show so much that we thought

830
00:42:07,000 --> 00:42:09,000
maybe we'd just give you a 30 second spot.

831
00:42:09,000 --> 00:42:10,000
So and go.

832
00:42:10,000 --> 00:42:11,000
Thank you so much.

833
00:42:11,000 --> 00:42:12,000
It's a great, great.

834
00:42:12,000 --> 00:42:13,000
Okay.

835
00:42:13,000 --> 00:42:17,000
So we like play D&D, which is like a system invented in the 70s.

836
00:42:17,000 --> 00:42:23,000
I think the most important thing is that we've recently started a new campaign

837
00:42:23,000 --> 00:42:24,000
that you can jump into.

838
00:42:24,000 --> 00:42:25,000
Yeah.

839
00:42:25,000 --> 00:42:29,000
Starting a campaign to as opposed to the inception of D&D is a better idea.

840
00:42:29,000 --> 00:42:30,000
Yeah.

841
00:42:30,000 --> 00:42:31,000
Yeah.

842
00:42:31,000 --> 00:42:34,000
Just like Dumptons and Dragons, we also have quite a large backlog.

843
00:42:34,000 --> 00:42:37,000
So if that is what you're looking for, if you've gotten through the backlog.

844
00:42:37,000 --> 00:42:38,000
Right.

845
00:42:38,000 --> 00:42:39,000
Guess what?

846
00:42:39,000 --> 00:42:40,000
We got another one for you, baby.

847
00:42:40,000 --> 00:42:44,000
Are you flying back and forth for some sort of airline miles scam?

848
00:42:44,000 --> 00:42:52,000
Well, then listen to all 475 episodes of our first campaign or our second campaign,

849
00:42:52,000 --> 00:42:54,000
which has been going for just about a year.

850
00:42:54,000 --> 00:42:57,000
You don't need to know anything for the second campaign.

851
00:42:57,000 --> 00:42:58,000
There's a few references here and there.

852
00:42:58,000 --> 00:43:03,000
Do you need a show that feels like a slog together?

853
00:43:03,000 --> 00:43:08,000
Our listeners love that.

854
00:43:08,000 --> 00:43:11,000
This is the exact right audience.

855
00:43:11,000 --> 00:43:13,000
Cut out for you.

856
00:43:13,000 --> 00:43:15,000
Many, many episodes long.

857
00:43:16,000 --> 00:43:19,000
But that's a positive, though, because when I see a new podcast that I'm into and I'm

858
00:43:19,000 --> 00:43:23,000
like, oh, it's got 500 episodes and they're like two hours long.

859
00:43:23,000 --> 00:43:24,000
Oh, hell yeah.

860
00:43:24,000 --> 00:43:25,000
That's what I'm looking for.

861
00:43:25,000 --> 00:43:27,000
I used to be a salesman at Circuit City.

862
00:43:27,000 --> 00:43:28,000
So I know what I'm talking about.

863
00:43:28,000 --> 00:43:30,000
You always start with the negative.

864
00:43:30,000 --> 00:43:32,000
Always be closing.

865
00:43:32,000 --> 00:43:34,000
It's very Glen Gary Glen Ross here is what you've got.

866
00:43:34,000 --> 00:43:35,000
Yeah.

867
00:43:35,000 --> 00:43:36,000
At the Circuit City.

868
00:43:36,000 --> 00:43:37,000
Yeah.

869
00:43:37,000 --> 00:43:38,000
It's like our show.

870
00:43:38,000 --> 00:43:39,000
There's a lot.

871
00:43:39,000 --> 00:43:40,000
Let me warn you.

872
00:43:41,000 --> 00:43:42,000
Yeah.

873
00:43:42,000 --> 00:43:47,000
If you like a group of silly characters who make bad decisions, but sometimes you're

874
00:43:47,000 --> 00:43:49,000
going to feel an emotion.

875
00:43:49,000 --> 00:43:50,000
Greetings adventures.

876
00:43:50,000 --> 00:43:51,000
That's where you want to be.

877
00:43:51,000 --> 00:43:53,000
Do you like file found family?

878
00:43:53,000 --> 00:43:54,000
Yeah.

879
00:43:54,000 --> 00:43:56,000
Do you like gay stuff?

880
00:43:56,000 --> 00:43:58,000
Do you like gay kissing?

881
00:43:58,000 --> 00:43:59,000
We got it.

882
00:43:59,000 --> 00:44:00,000
We got it all.

883
00:44:00,000 --> 00:44:02,000
I mean, if they don't like that stuff, I don't know why they're listening to

884
00:44:02,000 --> 00:44:03,000
our show.

885
00:44:03,000 --> 00:44:05,000
I don't know why they're listening to us.

886
00:44:05,000 --> 00:44:06,000
Get on over there.

887
00:44:06,000 --> 00:44:11,000
The Venn diagram of these two shows by these two descriptions is just a circle.

888
00:44:11,000 --> 00:44:12,000
Exactly.

889
00:44:12,000 --> 00:44:15,000
And that's why we're recording things together.

890
00:44:15,000 --> 00:44:16,000
100 percent.

891
00:44:16,000 --> 00:44:18,000
Thank you so much for being here.

892
00:44:18,000 --> 00:44:22,000
We'll let people know where they can find you and remind them of the name.

893
00:44:22,000 --> 00:44:25,000
I don't think we said it nearly enough for the proper SEO.

894
00:44:25,000 --> 00:44:26,000
So true.

895
00:44:26,000 --> 00:44:27,000
Yeah.

896
00:44:27,000 --> 00:44:28,000
Greetings adventures podcast.

897
00:44:28,000 --> 00:44:31,000
If you Google that, it will come up on Twitter.

898
00:44:31,000 --> 00:44:34,000
We are at D&D podcast.

899
00:44:34,000 --> 00:44:35,000
That's right.

900
00:44:35,000 --> 00:44:38,000
And we're so thrilled that we have that handle.

901
00:44:38,000 --> 00:44:41,000
And yeah, that's probably the two best place.

902
00:44:41,000 --> 00:44:43,000
Instagram, we're greetings, adventures.

903
00:44:43,000 --> 00:44:45,000
You know, that's probably the best places to go.

904
00:44:45,000 --> 00:44:46,000
Right.

905
00:44:46,000 --> 00:44:47,000
Greetings adventures.

906
00:44:47,000 --> 00:44:49,000
And in your closet.

907
00:44:49,000 --> 00:44:50,000
Turn around.

908
00:44:50,000 --> 00:44:52,000
We're there now.

909
00:44:52,000 --> 00:44:53,000
In full surround.

910
00:44:53,000 --> 00:44:54,000
You can go listen to greetings adventures.

911
00:44:54,000 --> 00:44:56,000
Thank you so much for joining us, everybody.

912
00:44:56,000 --> 00:45:00,000
We hope to have you on a guest on Dumbgeons very soon.

913
00:45:00,000 --> 00:45:01,000
We'll do that.

914
00:45:01,000 --> 00:45:03,000
I only like the middle.

915
00:45:04,000 --> 00:45:09,000
It's usually not this time, but I just screamed at you instead.

916
00:45:09,000 --> 00:45:11,000
I got stage fright is what I did.

917
00:45:11,000 --> 00:45:13,000
Thank you, everybody, for listening.

918
00:45:13,000 --> 00:45:14,000
We'll get you back to the episode.

919
00:45:14,000 --> 00:45:16,000
Go listen to greetings adventures after this one.

920
00:45:16,000 --> 00:45:17,000
We'll talk to you soon.

921
00:45:17,000 --> 00:45:18,000
OK, bye.

922
00:45:18,000 --> 00:45:19,000
Bye.

923
00:45:19,000 --> 00:45:21,000
Brian Cranston says hi.

924
00:45:26,000 --> 00:45:29,000
OK, what about the skeletons?

925
00:45:29,000 --> 00:45:31,000
Are they also taking damage?

926
00:45:32,000 --> 00:45:33,000
You're damaged.

927
00:45:33,000 --> 00:45:35,000
That's not how that works.

928
00:45:37,000 --> 00:45:38,000
Fuck off.

929
00:45:38,000 --> 00:45:41,000
Have you ever fought skeletons creeping up from the ground?

930
00:45:41,000 --> 00:45:43,000
Only like four other times.

931
00:45:43,000 --> 00:45:44,000
Oh, well, shit.

932
00:45:44,000 --> 00:45:45,000
Right?

933
00:45:45,000 --> 00:45:46,000
I mean.

934
00:45:46,000 --> 00:45:48,000
One of them was you, too.

935
00:45:48,000 --> 00:45:49,000
Oh, yeah.

936
00:45:49,000 --> 00:45:50,000
Sorry about that.

937
00:45:50,000 --> 00:45:51,000
All right.

938
00:45:51,000 --> 00:45:52,000
I didn't do that.

939
00:45:52,000 --> 00:45:54,000
This Vorunax didn't do that to you.

940
00:45:54,000 --> 00:45:56,000
Not yet.

941
00:45:56,000 --> 00:45:57,000
Wink.

942
00:45:57,000 --> 00:45:59,000
Man, what if I just slit Flint's throat?

943
00:45:59,000 --> 00:46:00,000
What?

944
00:46:00,000 --> 00:46:05,000
Oops.

945
00:46:05,000 --> 00:46:06,000
15.

946
00:46:06,000 --> 00:46:07,000
OK.

947
00:46:07,000 --> 00:46:09,000
15 damage to the group.

948
00:46:09,000 --> 00:46:10,000
OK.

949
00:46:10,000 --> 00:46:11,000
To just about everyone.

950
00:46:11,000 --> 00:46:12,000
OK.

951
00:46:12,000 --> 00:46:13,000
My apologies.

952
00:46:13,000 --> 00:46:14,000
Oh.

953
00:46:14,000 --> 00:46:15,000
Oh.

954
00:46:15,000 --> 00:46:19,000
Oh, I could have teleported us all out on my turn.

955
00:46:19,000 --> 00:46:21,000
Could have said something, Grancis.

956
00:46:21,000 --> 00:46:23,000
You didn't say what you were going to do.

957
00:46:23,000 --> 00:46:25,000
You just said fuck you.

958
00:46:25,000 --> 00:46:27,000
Why are you a ghost again?

959
00:46:27,000 --> 00:46:29,000
Get it together, old man.

960
00:46:29,000 --> 00:46:32,000
You can talk and let us know if you've got cool plans.

961
00:46:32,000 --> 00:46:34,000
Sorry I was reading my book.

962
00:46:34,000 --> 00:46:35,000
Me, too.

963
00:46:35,000 --> 00:46:36,000
What are you doing next?

964
00:46:36,000 --> 00:46:37,000
Oh, right.

965
00:46:37,000 --> 00:46:38,000
Thank you.

966
00:46:38,000 --> 00:46:39,000
Two actions.

967
00:46:39,000 --> 00:46:40,000
I do.

968
00:46:40,000 --> 00:46:41,000
Thanks.

969
00:46:41,000 --> 00:46:42,000
Yeah.

970
00:46:42,000 --> 00:46:43,000
See?

971
00:46:43,000 --> 00:46:44,000
This happens.

972
00:46:44,000 --> 00:46:45,000
I am back 10 feet.

973
00:46:45,000 --> 00:46:46,000
I draw out my oath bow.

974
00:46:46,000 --> 00:46:48,000
I say, swift death to you who have wronged me.

975
00:46:48,000 --> 00:46:50,000
And I knock it with an arrow.

976
00:46:50,000 --> 00:46:52,000
And I shoot it at him.

977
00:46:52,000 --> 00:46:58,000
Is there still enough of a target where I broke his belt to be shooting at?

978
00:46:58,000 --> 00:46:59,000
To be shooting at?

979
00:46:59,000 --> 00:47:01,000
Is that stuff still hanging around?

980
00:47:01,000 --> 00:47:06,000
Okay, then I want to shoot at, like, I've been noticing Flort.

981
00:47:06,000 --> 00:47:07,000
Okay.

982
00:47:07,000 --> 00:47:09,000
Attacking this specific thing.

983
00:47:09,000 --> 00:47:10,000
I see there's damage.

984
00:47:10,000 --> 00:47:13,000
I shoot my oath bow at that part of him.

985
00:47:13,000 --> 00:47:15,000
For a 23.

986
00:47:15,000 --> 00:47:17,000
Guys.

987
00:47:17,000 --> 00:47:18,000
23 will hit.

988
00:47:18,000 --> 00:47:22,000
Are you trying to hit the same one that Flort was trying to hit?

989
00:47:22,000 --> 00:47:23,000
Yeah, the pink one.

990
00:47:23,000 --> 00:47:25,000
Okay.

991
00:47:25,000 --> 00:47:27,000
Oh, that's max damage.

992
00:47:27,000 --> 00:47:28,000
11.

993
00:47:28,000 --> 00:47:31,000
Which I know isn't a lot.

994
00:47:31,000 --> 00:47:32,000
Still max damage.

995
00:47:32,000 --> 00:47:33,000
Yay!

996
00:47:33,000 --> 00:47:37,000
The arrow flies through and strikes through the skull.

997
00:47:37,000 --> 00:47:43,000
And the pink aura that was floating around it

998
00:47:43,000 --> 00:47:46,000
bursts out of it

999
00:47:46,000 --> 00:47:49,000
and begins moving around the space.

1000
00:47:49,000 --> 00:47:55,000
Flort, you see as he was walking past you where you were cutting in

1001
00:47:55,000 --> 00:48:00,000
that the flesh on his leg was stitching itself back up

1002
00:48:00,000 --> 00:48:05,000
almost at the same time as you were cutting into him.

1003
00:48:05,000 --> 00:48:10,000
That slows from your vantage point.

1004
00:48:10,000 --> 00:48:17,000
It's still occurring, but he doesn't reach down or really acknowledge it,

1005
00:48:17,000 --> 00:48:23,000
but you see the wound remaining open longer than it was previously

1006
00:48:23,000 --> 00:48:25,000
trying to heal itself.

1007
00:48:25,000 --> 00:48:26,000
Okay.

1008
00:48:26,000 --> 00:48:31,000
There's this pink energy that's floating around the room.

1009
00:48:31,000 --> 00:48:36,000
It's up probably 20, 25 feet in this echoing chamber.

1010
00:48:36,000 --> 00:48:39,000
You still have movement.

1011
00:48:39,000 --> 00:48:41,000
Oh yeah, I'm going to run back.

1012
00:48:41,000 --> 00:48:42,000
I want to run away.

1013
00:48:42,000 --> 00:48:43,000
You want to run away.

1014
00:48:43,000 --> 00:48:46,000
No, I want to disengage.

1015
00:48:46,000 --> 00:48:51,000
Okay, how far are you going back?

1016
00:48:51,000 --> 00:48:54,000
You're not in melee, so you don't need to disengage.

1017
00:48:54,000 --> 00:48:55,000
Okay.

1018
00:48:55,000 --> 00:48:58,000
So he's not going to get an opportunity attack on me if I'm like...

1019
00:48:58,000 --> 00:48:59,000
No.

1020
00:48:59,000 --> 00:49:03,000
Okay, I want to back myself up like a good amount.

1021
00:49:03,000 --> 00:49:08,000
I want to go back like 30 feet.

1022
00:49:08,000 --> 00:49:09,000
Okay.

1023
00:49:09,000 --> 00:49:12,000
I don't want to be hit by Orcus.

1024
00:49:12,000 --> 00:49:13,000
That's all.

1025
00:49:13,000 --> 00:49:17,000
Okay, I'll give you 20 feet because then as you turn and look,

1026
00:49:17,000 --> 00:49:22,000
you can see into the darkness and inside there are these demonic creatures

1027
00:49:22,000 --> 00:49:27,000
that are like roiling up and out of the ground and they have these

1028
00:49:27,000 --> 00:49:31,000
gnashing teeth that they are now reaching towards you,

1029
00:49:31,000 --> 00:49:36,000
reaching out of the shadows around you as you move closer to them.

1030
00:49:36,000 --> 00:49:38,000
I would like to stay out of the shadows.

1031
00:49:38,000 --> 00:49:39,000
Okay.

1032
00:49:39,000 --> 00:49:40,000
You position yourself.

1033
00:49:40,000 --> 00:49:41,000
Like, no, no.

1034
00:49:41,000 --> 00:49:47,000
And I find a healthy distance between shadow monsters and Orcus's wing.

1035
00:49:47,000 --> 00:49:48,000
Okay.

1036
00:49:48,000 --> 00:49:54,000
Orcus is going to swing his tail at the people.

1037
00:49:54,000 --> 00:49:55,000
It's still...

1038
00:49:55,000 --> 00:49:56,000
Or...

1039
00:49:56,000 --> 00:49:58,000
Fuck this guy.

1040
00:49:58,000 --> 00:49:59,000
Yeah.

1041
00:49:59,000 --> 00:50:06,000
So, Grancis and Lipsynche, around you, the skeletons have shattered.

1042
00:50:06,000 --> 00:50:08,000
They are trying to reform themselves.

1043
00:50:08,000 --> 00:50:10,000
You are blasted to the side.

1044
00:50:10,000 --> 00:50:18,000
You're just on the edge of this space that Orcus has created.

1045
00:50:18,000 --> 00:50:21,000
They're reaching for you and grabbing at you, but just missing.

1046
00:50:21,000 --> 00:50:29,000
So you're prone, the two of you, but you are outside of the reach of this space.

1047
00:50:29,000 --> 00:50:31,000
It's Shangalar's turn.

1048
00:50:31,000 --> 00:50:32,000
Oh, yeah.

1049
00:50:32,000 --> 00:50:33,000
This fucking guy.

1050
00:50:33,000 --> 00:50:34,000
I forgot he was here.

1051
00:50:34,000 --> 00:50:36,000
There's not someone yelling daddy in the background.

1052
00:50:36,000 --> 00:50:37,000
Daddy!

1053
00:50:37,000 --> 00:50:39,000
You're doing a great job.

1054
00:50:39,000 --> 00:50:40,000
Watch me, daddy.

1055
00:50:40,000 --> 00:50:41,000
Watch me, daddy.

1056
00:50:41,000 --> 00:50:42,000
Watch me, daddy.

1057
00:50:42,000 --> 00:50:43,000
It's my turn now.

1058
00:50:43,000 --> 00:50:44,000
Are you watching?

1059
00:50:44,000 --> 00:50:45,000
Are you watching?

1060
00:50:45,000 --> 00:50:46,000
Are you watching?

1061
00:50:46,000 --> 00:50:47,000
Look what I can do.

1062
00:50:47,000 --> 00:50:48,000
Are you watching?

1063
00:50:48,000 --> 00:50:56,000
He steps out from behind the throne, and you see him, Vorunax, you catch him

1064
00:50:56,000 --> 00:50:58,000
out of the corner of your eye.

1065
00:50:58,000 --> 00:51:04,000
And you make an arcana check to see if you can tell what kind of spell he's

1066
00:51:04,000 --> 00:51:06,000
casting, because you have intimate knowledge.

1067
00:51:06,000 --> 00:51:09,000
Yeah, that's 22.

1068
00:51:09,000 --> 00:51:13,000
You sense that he is beginning to cast Cloud Kill on your location.

1069
00:51:13,000 --> 00:51:21,000
I'll get you to make you and it's Night Hunter.

1070
00:51:21,000 --> 00:51:27,000
So a 20-foot radius sphere of poisonous yellow-green fog centered on a point you choose.

1071
00:51:27,000 --> 00:51:33,000
You need to make a constitution saving throw, beating a...

1072
00:51:33,000 --> 00:51:34,000
Unless...

1073
00:51:34,000 --> 00:51:35,000
Unless...

1074
00:51:35,000 --> 00:51:36,000
Unless...

1075
00:51:36,000 --> 00:51:39,000
I react cast...

1076
00:51:39,000 --> 00:51:41,000
Counterspell.

1077
00:51:41,000 --> 00:51:42,000
You could do that.

1078
00:51:42,000 --> 00:51:45,000
And I'm counterspelling at a fifth level.

1079
00:51:45,000 --> 00:51:46,000
Okay, good.

1080
00:51:46,000 --> 00:51:49,000
It is at a fifth level, so you do so.

1081
00:51:49,000 --> 00:51:50,000
Perfect.

1082
00:51:50,000 --> 00:51:52,000
He looks like he's relishing in the moment.

1083
00:51:52,000 --> 00:51:59,000
As you see this cloud, and Night Hunter, you begin to smell this noxious fume around you.

1084
00:51:59,000 --> 00:52:01,000
That's not good.

1085
00:52:01,000 --> 00:52:05,000
In Varnock's cast Counterspell, what does that look like?

1086
00:52:05,000 --> 00:52:12,000
I simply hold up, like I have a shield, like a magical shield, and I hold that up

1087
00:52:12,000 --> 00:52:15,000
and it kind of charges at the start, or at the...

1088
00:52:15,000 --> 00:52:19,000
On the little pearl that's on the outside of it, and it just shoots forth like

1089
00:52:19,000 --> 00:52:24,000
a net, wrapping around the weave of magic that Shangri-La has, and then just

1090
00:52:24,000 --> 00:52:25,000
stifles it.

1091
00:52:25,000 --> 00:52:27,000
I love this net gun.

1092
00:52:27,000 --> 00:52:29,000
Where does he get these toys?

1093
00:52:29,000 --> 00:52:30,000
That is cool.

1094
00:52:30,000 --> 00:52:33,000
I hate you!

1095
00:52:35,000 --> 00:52:37,000
You made baby brother mad.

1096
00:52:37,000 --> 00:52:39,000
He's always mad.

1097
00:52:39,000 --> 00:52:42,000
He disappears quickly into the shadows.

1098
00:52:42,000 --> 00:52:44,000
It is Lipsinkie's turn.

1099
00:52:44,000 --> 00:52:45,000
You are prone currently.

1100
00:52:45,000 --> 00:52:49,000
Orcus is butt ten feet away from you.

1101
00:52:49,000 --> 00:52:50,000
Dope.

1102
00:52:50,000 --> 00:52:51,000
His butt is ten feet away from me.

1103
00:52:51,000 --> 00:52:52,000
Yep.

1104
00:52:52,000 --> 00:52:55,000
Shangri-La has just disappeared into the shadows.

1105
00:52:55,000 --> 00:53:01,000
Thea appears to be avoiding the periphery of this chamber.

1106
00:53:01,000 --> 00:53:10,000
Well, that ten feet away Orcus has really kind of changed up what I was going to do, so...

1107
00:53:10,000 --> 00:53:14,000
I mean, that's ten feet of freedom is what that is.

1108
00:53:14,000 --> 00:53:19,000
I mean, but when he's so big, ten feet is real close, too.

1109
00:53:19,000 --> 00:53:25,000
Is Shangri-La native to this plane of existence?

1110
00:53:25,000 --> 00:53:27,000
Yes.

1111
00:53:27,000 --> 00:53:29,000
Yes?

1112
00:53:29,000 --> 00:53:32,000
Native to the plane that we're on currently?

1113
00:53:32,000 --> 00:53:35,000
I guess it depends how you define undead.

1114
00:53:35,000 --> 00:53:39,000
These are the philosophical questions of math.

1115
00:53:39,000 --> 00:53:47,000
So, yeah, I mean, he is a lich, which makes him an undead, no longer a human.

1116
00:53:47,000 --> 00:53:49,000
He was a human.

1117
00:53:49,000 --> 00:53:52,000
He would be native to the material plane.

1118
00:53:52,000 --> 00:53:54,000
Yeah.

1119
00:53:54,000 --> 00:53:55,000
I see what you're saying.

1120
00:53:55,000 --> 00:53:57,000
Yes, yes.

1121
00:53:57,000 --> 00:54:03,000
Okay, well, in that case, I'm going to do what I was going to do, which is cast

1122
00:54:03,000 --> 00:54:07,000
Banishment on Shangri-La.

1123
00:54:07,000 --> 00:54:12,000
Hoping you'll go with me that, like, I've spent a lot of time down here, so maybe I can kind of spot him,

1124
00:54:12,000 --> 00:54:15,000
especially since he just disappeared.

1125
00:54:15,000 --> 00:54:17,000
He was right before me.

1126
00:54:17,000 --> 00:54:22,000
So he needs to make a charisma saving throw.

1127
00:54:22,000 --> 00:54:25,000
Oh, he's so fucking charismatic.

1128
00:54:25,000 --> 00:54:27,000
Really, he does not come across all that way.

1129
00:54:27,000 --> 00:54:28,000
He doesn't come across that way.

1130
00:54:28,000 --> 00:54:36,000
So I was hoping that his unsettling daddy behavior would, like, not be great.

1131
00:54:36,000 --> 00:54:38,000
He got a 16.

1132
00:54:38,000 --> 00:54:41,000
So since he is native to a different plane of existence,

1133
00:54:41,000 --> 00:54:46,000
he is banished with a faint popping noise and returns to his home plane.

1134
00:54:46,000 --> 00:54:49,000
You just hear from the shadows.

1135
00:54:49,000 --> 00:54:52,000
They'll never find me.

1136
00:54:52,000 --> 00:54:53,000
And he's gone.

1137
00:54:53,000 --> 00:54:54,000
Dope.

1138
00:54:54,000 --> 00:54:55,000
That's all I can do.

1139
00:54:55,000 --> 00:54:56,000
Fuck yeah.

1140
00:54:56,000 --> 00:54:57,000
That's all.

1141
00:54:57,000 --> 00:54:58,000
So he's banished back to the material plane.

1142
00:54:58,000 --> 00:54:59,000
Just banished him.

1143
00:54:59,000 --> 00:55:00,000
Don't worry about it.

1144
00:55:00,000 --> 00:55:01,000
That's all I had, guys.

1145
00:55:01,000 --> 00:55:02,000
Yeah.

1146
00:55:02,000 --> 00:55:03,000
See ya.

1147
00:55:03,000 --> 00:55:04,000
See ya.

1148
00:55:04,000 --> 00:55:06,000
Well, I'm also about to die because I'm right in front, but that's fine.

1149
00:55:06,000 --> 00:55:07,000
I'm right up there too.

1150
00:55:07,000 --> 00:55:08,000
He's so annoying.

1151
00:55:08,000 --> 00:55:10,000
I just like to get rid of that guy.

1152
00:55:10,000 --> 00:55:11,000
It doesn't say a specific location.

1153
00:55:11,000 --> 00:55:13,000
It just says the plane of existence.

1154
00:55:13,000 --> 00:55:15,000
It just returns to its home plane.

1155
00:55:15,000 --> 00:55:16,000
TBD.

1156
00:55:16,000 --> 00:55:17,000
What happens next?

1157
00:55:17,000 --> 00:55:19,000
Let's see what happens.

1158
00:55:19,000 --> 00:55:20,000
Okay.

1159
00:55:20,000 --> 00:55:21,000
Love it.

1160
00:55:21,000 --> 00:55:23,000
Anything else you would like to do?

1161
00:55:23,000 --> 00:55:26,000
If you're prone, can you, like, start digging?

1162
00:55:26,000 --> 00:55:28,000
Bust out that shovel.

1163
00:55:28,000 --> 00:55:30,000
I don't know if I want to.

1164
00:55:30,000 --> 00:55:32,000
It's so gross, you guys.

1165
00:55:32,000 --> 00:55:38,000
It would be so wet and gross and, like, ugh.

1166
00:55:38,000 --> 00:55:39,000
Yeah.

1167
00:55:39,000 --> 00:55:41,000
It's a bad tunnel to be in.

1168
00:55:41,000 --> 00:55:42,000
Yeah.

1169
00:55:42,000 --> 00:55:44,000
I think that's all I can do that makes sense.

1170
00:55:44,000 --> 00:55:48,000
I don't need to extra provoke Orcus.

1171
00:55:48,000 --> 00:55:49,000
Okay.

1172
00:55:49,000 --> 00:55:51,000
Grants, it's his turn.

1173
00:55:51,000 --> 00:55:52,000
Poof.

1174
00:55:52,000 --> 00:55:53,000
Shangalar.

1175
00:55:53,000 --> 00:55:54,000
Hey, where...

1176
00:55:54,000 --> 00:55:56,000
Oh, he's gone.

1177
00:55:56,000 --> 00:55:58,000
Okay.

1178
00:55:58,000 --> 00:55:59,000
I guess I'll...

1179
00:55:59,000 --> 00:56:01,000
I guess I'll use the...

1180
00:56:01,000 --> 00:56:02,000
Should we go big?

1181
00:56:02,000 --> 00:56:03,000
Hey, Lipsinki.

1182
00:56:03,000 --> 00:56:04,000
Should we go big?

1183
00:56:04,000 --> 00:56:05,000
Yeah.

1184
00:56:05,000 --> 00:56:07,000
I'd say now's the time to shine, so...

1185
00:56:07,000 --> 00:56:11,000
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.

1186
00:56:11,000 --> 00:56:13,000
Swear to God if you say catnap.

1187
00:56:16,000 --> 00:56:17,000
Are you feeling tired?

1188
00:56:17,000 --> 00:56:19,000
So, he falls asleep.

1189
00:56:19,000 --> 00:56:22,000
I don't think I want to cast that at ninth level.

1190
00:56:22,000 --> 00:56:26,000
We'll save that spot for a...

1191
00:56:26,000 --> 00:56:28,000
Catnap at ninth level.

1192
00:56:28,000 --> 00:56:30,000
Everybody's asleep.

1193
00:56:30,000 --> 00:56:32,000
We need to cool out.

1194
00:56:32,000 --> 00:56:33,000
That's right.

1195
00:56:33,000 --> 00:56:35,000
One action.

1196
00:56:35,000 --> 00:56:39,000
Okay, he stands himself back up, taking up 15 feet of his movement.

1197
00:56:39,000 --> 00:56:41,000
He reaches into his satchel.

1198
00:56:41,000 --> 00:56:44,000
Just a little bit of bat poop.

1199
00:56:44,000 --> 00:56:48,000
And a little bit of...

1200
00:56:48,000 --> 00:56:53,000
That's sulfur, which smells very similar to the bat poop.

1201
00:56:53,000 --> 00:56:54,000
Alright.

1202
00:56:54,000 --> 00:56:56,000
Rubs his hands together.

1203
00:56:56,000 --> 00:56:58,000
And his eyes begin to glow.

1204
00:56:58,000 --> 00:57:03,000
And this huge fireball begins to form in his hands

1205
00:57:03,000 --> 00:57:06,000
that he releases towards Orcus.

1206
00:57:06,000 --> 00:57:11,000
It is a 20-foot radius sphere.

1207
00:57:11,000 --> 00:57:12,000
Big ball.

1208
00:57:12,000 --> 00:57:17,000
Orcus must make a dexterity saving throw and rolls a one.

1209
00:57:17,000 --> 00:57:18,000
Dexterity.

1210
00:57:18,000 --> 00:57:19,000
I can see it, you guys.

1211
00:57:19,000 --> 00:57:21,000
Yeah, it's a one.

1212
00:57:21,000 --> 00:57:23,000
I gotta stop rolling those.

1213
00:57:23,000 --> 00:57:29,000
At eighth level is 13d6 fire damage.

1214
00:57:29,000 --> 00:57:30,000
Nice.

1215
00:57:30,000 --> 00:57:31,000
Damn.

1216
00:57:31,000 --> 00:57:33,000
Oh, there's a whole lot of ones in there.

1217
00:57:33,000 --> 00:57:37,000
Oh, that's a very grants us roll, but Google says.

1218
00:57:37,000 --> 00:57:44,000
So it hits into Orcus and you smell his flesh sizzling.

1219
00:57:44,000 --> 00:57:49,000
The flame begins to roil around him and you see it moving

1220
00:57:49,000 --> 00:57:53,000
and getting sucked up into this red skull.

1221
00:57:53,000 --> 00:57:56,000
And he...

1222
00:57:56,000 --> 00:57:58,000
I mean, I say he laughs.

1223
00:57:58,000 --> 00:57:59,000
A lot.

1224
00:57:59,000 --> 00:58:01,000
Because he does.

1225
00:58:01,000 --> 00:58:04,000
You foolish old man.

1226
00:58:04,000 --> 00:58:05,000
Oh, shit.

1227
00:58:05,000 --> 00:58:10,000
Well, I guess we got to take those out quicker, don't we?

1228
00:58:10,000 --> 00:58:15,000
And he moves further away from the skeletal arms

1229
00:58:15,000 --> 00:58:17,000
so as they can't grab him

1230
00:58:17,000 --> 00:58:20,000
and begins paring something else out of his bag.

1231
00:58:20,000 --> 00:58:23,000
Positioning himself and trying to move away from Orcus

1232
00:58:23,000 --> 00:58:26,000
but closer over towards Varnaux.

1233
00:58:26,000 --> 00:58:28,000
Back to the top of the round.

1234
00:58:28,000 --> 00:58:30,000
Night Hunter.

1235
00:58:30,000 --> 00:58:33,000
I don't think she's likely in a state

1236
00:58:33,000 --> 00:58:38,000
that she would have really noticed the whole belt skull business.

1237
00:58:38,000 --> 00:58:42,000
She's a hack and slash kind of person.

1238
00:58:42,000 --> 00:58:47,000
So with Corpse Grinder, she's going to run up

1239
00:58:47,000 --> 00:58:52,000
and start hacking at his leg.

1240
00:58:52,000 --> 00:58:54,000
She's going to rage first.

1241
00:58:54,000 --> 00:58:55,000
OK.

1242
00:58:55,000 --> 00:59:01,000
They let out a scream as the veins in her neck

1243
00:59:01,000 --> 00:59:05,000
pop blue against her pale skin

1244
00:59:05,000 --> 00:59:09,000
and they run wild look

1245
00:59:09,000 --> 00:59:12,000
and starts to hack at a wound.

1246
00:59:12,000 --> 00:59:17,000
She sees a wound on his leg and she hacks at it.

1247
00:59:17,000 --> 00:59:18,000
A 31.

1248
00:59:18,000 --> 00:59:20,000
Yes.

1249
00:59:20,000 --> 00:59:21,000
Nice.

1250
00:59:21,000 --> 00:59:23,000
12 damage.

1251
00:59:23,000 --> 00:59:28,000
And they're going to pull the axe out all ick or gooey

1252
00:59:28,000 --> 00:59:33,000
and do it again.

1253
00:59:33,000 --> 00:59:36,000
For a 30.

1254
00:59:36,000 --> 00:59:37,000
Yes.

1255
00:59:37,000 --> 00:59:40,000
Damage on that one is 14.

1256
00:59:40,000 --> 00:59:43,000
And then with my rage.

1257
00:59:43,000 --> 00:59:44,000
Oh, I'm sorry.

1258
00:59:44,000 --> 00:59:47,000
And I get to add an extra 8 damage

1259
00:59:47,000 --> 00:59:52,000
because I get plus 4 melee damage with my strength weapons.

1260
00:59:52,000 --> 00:59:57,000
And as they had finished slashing into his leg,

1261
00:59:57,000 --> 01:00:02,000
she runs through his leg and so that she is now behind him.

1262
01:00:02,000 --> 01:00:03,000
OK.

1263
01:00:03,000 --> 01:00:05,000
So you haven't passed outside of melee range.

1264
01:00:05,000 --> 01:00:08,000
You've just positioned yourself behind.

1265
01:00:08,000 --> 01:00:09,000
OK.

1266
01:00:09,000 --> 01:00:13,000
Not under his tail or right by his anus or anything.

1267
01:00:14,000 --> 01:00:19,000
I'd say probably like ran through the legs about like maybe 20 feet.

1268
01:00:19,000 --> 01:00:20,000
OK.

1269
01:00:20,000 --> 01:00:28,000
As you run behind him like this groaning echo comes out

1270
01:00:28,000 --> 01:00:33,000
from the ground, you feel it rumble

1271
01:00:33,000 --> 01:00:38,000
and two skeletons pop up where Nighthunter's standing.

1272
01:00:38,000 --> 01:00:41,000
Two zombies pop up where Lipsinki's standing

1273
01:00:41,000 --> 01:00:43,000
and two ghouls shoot up into the air,

1274
01:00:43,000 --> 01:00:47,000
one moving towards Grancis.

1275
01:00:47,000 --> 01:00:58,000
The skeletons are going to try to attack you with their arms.

1276
01:00:58,000 --> 01:01:00,000
That's what I imagine.

1277
01:01:00,000 --> 01:01:02,000
They come up and they're reaching for you.

1278
01:01:02,000 --> 01:01:09,000
That's going to be a 14 and 23 to hit you.

1279
01:01:09,000 --> 01:01:10,000
I've got a 23.

1280
01:01:10,000 --> 01:01:11,000
Yeah.

1281
01:01:11,000 --> 01:01:15,000
So you're going to take five bludgeoning damage

1282
01:01:15,000 --> 01:01:18,000
as one of these begins hitting into you.

1283
01:01:18,000 --> 01:01:21,000
I've got resistance to bludgeoning.

1284
01:01:21,000 --> 01:01:24,000
Two zombies by Vorunax.

1285
01:01:24,000 --> 01:01:27,000
You are going to take two slam attacks from them.

1286
01:01:27,000 --> 01:01:30,000
That's a natural 20 from one of them.

1287
01:01:30,000 --> 01:01:31,000
Shit.

1288
01:01:31,000 --> 01:01:33,000
And only a 10 from the other.

1289
01:01:33,000 --> 01:01:34,000
10 will definitely miss.

1290
01:01:34,000 --> 01:01:38,000
I don't know how they handle natural 20s with mirror image.

1291
01:01:39,000 --> 01:01:43,000
Well, it definitely hits one of your mirror image.

1292
01:01:43,000 --> 01:01:44,000
Yeah, for sure.

1293
01:01:44,000 --> 01:01:45,000
That's true.

1294
01:01:45,000 --> 01:01:48,000
So now I need to get an eight or higher.

1295
01:01:48,000 --> 01:01:50,000
I got a nine.

1296
01:01:50,000 --> 01:01:51,000
OK.

1297
01:01:51,000 --> 01:01:53,000
So it barrels into one of them.

1298
01:01:53,000 --> 01:01:57,000
The other one is just kind of slamming around.

1299
01:01:57,000 --> 01:02:00,000
And the ghoul on board.

1300
01:02:00,000 --> 01:02:07,000
It is going to claw at you.

1301
01:02:07,000 --> 01:02:09,000
That's another natural 20.

1302
01:02:09,000 --> 01:02:13,000
You got to succeed on a DC 10 Constitution saving throw.

1303
01:02:13,000 --> 01:02:14,000
All right.

1304
01:02:14,000 --> 01:02:16,000
Well, Khan's one of my good ones.

1305
01:02:16,000 --> 01:02:17,000
So here we go.

1306
01:02:17,000 --> 01:02:19,000
He's like, I already got a plus 14.

1307
01:02:19,000 --> 01:02:20,000
I think I'm going to nail this.

1308
01:02:20,000 --> 01:02:22,000
That's a 17.

1309
01:02:22,000 --> 01:02:23,000
OK.

1310
01:02:23,000 --> 01:02:25,000
So you are not paralyzed for one minute,

1311
01:02:25,000 --> 01:02:27,000
but you are going to take 14 slashing damage.

1312
01:02:27,000 --> 01:02:28,000
OK.

1313
01:02:28,000 --> 01:02:32,000
And Grancis, the one that tries to hit him,

1314
01:02:32,000 --> 01:02:36,000
only rolls a seven, which still misses Grancis.

1315
01:02:36,000 --> 01:02:37,000
But just barely.

1316
01:02:37,000 --> 01:02:40,000
Just barely.

1317
01:02:40,000 --> 01:02:47,000
Right before Vorunax's turn, Night Hunter and Bort.

1318
01:02:47,000 --> 01:02:49,000
So he casts another one of those creeping death.

1319
01:02:49,000 --> 01:02:52,000
The necrotic energy catches the both of you in it.

1320
01:02:52,000 --> 01:02:54,000
Vulnerability to necrotic damage

1321
01:02:54,000 --> 01:02:57,000
until the end of his next turn.

1322
01:02:57,000 --> 01:02:58,000
Vorunax.

1323
01:02:58,000 --> 01:03:01,000
I'm going to start off by casting Eldritch Blast,

1324
01:03:01,000 --> 01:03:04,000
and I'm going to target.

1325
01:03:04,000 --> 01:03:09,000
Oh, let's go with the green skull.

1326
01:03:09,000 --> 01:03:13,000
You hear the crack, cross between bone and glass crack,

1327
01:03:13,000 --> 01:03:18,000
and the aura begins to leak out, even just the slightest.

1328
01:03:18,000 --> 01:03:24,000
Which, at that one, Orcus lets out this cry of frustration.

1329
01:03:24,000 --> 01:03:26,000
Grrrr!

1330
01:03:26,000 --> 01:03:31,000
And he turns his body and looks towards you.

1331
01:03:31,000 --> 01:03:33,000
This is perfect.

1332
01:03:33,000 --> 01:03:35,000
That's going to be a 25.

1333
01:03:35,000 --> 01:03:39,000
And he hits my last mirror image.

1334
01:03:39,000 --> 01:03:43,000
With my bonus action, I'm going to cast Compelled Duel.

1335
01:03:43,000 --> 01:03:46,000
So I need a wisdom saving throw, DC 18.

1336
01:03:46,000 --> 01:03:47,000
24.

1337
01:03:47,000 --> 01:03:48,000
OK.

1338
01:03:48,000 --> 01:03:51,000
Not compelled at all to duel me.

1339
01:03:51,000 --> 01:03:53,000
That's good, I guess.

1340
01:03:53,000 --> 01:03:54,000
It's actually good.

1341
01:03:54,000 --> 01:03:55,000
I made a terrible choice.

1342
01:03:55,000 --> 01:03:57,000
I didn't want to duel you at all.

1343
01:03:57,000 --> 01:03:58,000
See, and I heard ghoul.

1344
01:03:58,000 --> 01:04:00,000
I thought you were trying to, like,

1345
01:04:00,000 --> 01:04:02,000
take control of one of the ghouls that was there.

1346
01:04:02,000 --> 01:04:03,000
I got confused.

1347
01:04:03,000 --> 01:04:06,000
If I had that wand of Orcus, I could summon some.

1348
01:04:06,000 --> 01:04:07,000
But I don't.

1349
01:04:07,000 --> 01:04:09,000
I don't think it'd work the way you'd want it to work.

1350
01:04:09,000 --> 01:04:11,000
I don't think so either.

1351
01:04:11,000 --> 01:04:12,000
All right.

1352
01:04:12,000 --> 01:04:13,000
Anything else on your turn?

1353
01:04:13,000 --> 01:04:17,000
I'll move to where I'm in melee range

1354
01:04:17,000 --> 01:04:24,000
and also in a position where I'm not close to either

1355
01:04:24,000 --> 01:04:27,000
either Night Hunter or what do we say, Flort?

1356
01:04:27,000 --> 01:04:28,000
Yeah.

1357
01:04:28,000 --> 01:04:29,000
Mm-hmm.

1358
01:04:29,000 --> 01:04:30,000
Yeah.

1359
01:04:30,000 --> 01:04:31,000
So spacing it out.

1360
01:04:31,000 --> 01:04:32,000
Just proper, you know.

1361
01:04:32,000 --> 01:04:33,000
Sure.

1362
01:04:33,000 --> 01:04:36,000
OK, so we've got, like, Night Hunter's closest.

1363
01:04:36,000 --> 01:04:39,000
Flort is kind of near the throne,

1364
01:04:39,000 --> 01:04:42,000
and you are positioning yourself.

1365
01:04:42,000 --> 01:04:44,000
I guess you're moving, if that's the case,

1366
01:04:44,000 --> 01:04:46,000
you're kind of moving towards Lipsinki.

1367
01:04:46,000 --> 01:04:48,000
That actually makes a lot of sense.

1368
01:04:48,000 --> 01:04:51,000
I'd move towards Lipsinki and, like,

1369
01:04:51,000 --> 01:04:52,000
get defensive in a way.

1370
01:04:52,000 --> 01:04:53,000
Sure.

1371
01:04:53,000 --> 01:04:54,000
Love it.

1372
01:04:54,000 --> 01:04:55,000
OK.

1373
01:04:55,000 --> 01:04:56,000
Bort.

1374
01:04:56,000 --> 01:04:59,000
I look over at Night Hunter

1375
01:04:59,000 --> 01:05:02,000
and I say, you got to go for his belt.

1376
01:05:02,000 --> 01:05:03,000
You can reach it.

1377
01:05:03,000 --> 01:05:04,000
You got to go for it.

1378
01:05:04,000 --> 01:05:05,000
I'll keep these guys busy.

1379
01:05:05,000 --> 01:05:07,000
Like, I should take it off, wear it?

1380
01:05:07,000 --> 01:05:09,000
I think it's just too big.

1381
01:05:09,000 --> 01:05:10,000
Break it.

1382
01:05:10,000 --> 01:05:11,000
Just break the belt.

1383
01:05:11,000 --> 01:05:12,000
I do like break.

1384
01:05:12,000 --> 01:05:16,000
And I go for, like, whatever is closest to Night Hunter

1385
01:05:16,000 --> 01:05:19,000
to free her up.

1386
01:05:19,000 --> 01:05:23,000
Night Hunter has two skeletons on them.

1387
01:05:23,000 --> 01:05:25,000
Well, I'm on them now.

1388
01:05:25,000 --> 01:05:26,000
All right.

1389
01:05:26,000 --> 01:05:31,000
First one is a 20, but dirty.

1390
01:05:31,000 --> 01:05:34,000
Second one is a 19.

1391
01:05:34,000 --> 01:05:35,000
That'll hit it.

1392
01:05:35,000 --> 01:05:36,000
OK.

1393
01:05:36,000 --> 01:05:39,000
That is 17 damage on the first guy.

1394
01:05:39,000 --> 01:05:41,000
Skeleton explodes.

1395
01:05:41,000 --> 01:05:46,000
And I'll throw my third attack on the other skeleton.

1396
01:05:46,000 --> 01:05:48,000
And that's another 19.

1397
01:05:48,000 --> 01:05:49,000
That will hit.

1398
01:05:49,000 --> 01:05:52,000
And that's 16 slicing damage.

1399
01:05:52,000 --> 01:05:57,000
And that is both skeletons disperse into the air

1400
01:05:57,000 --> 01:05:59,000
they are taking care of.

1401
01:05:59,000 --> 01:06:00,000
Elemental.

1402
01:06:00,000 --> 01:06:02,000
Is the elemental still around?

1403
01:06:02,000 --> 01:06:04,000
Oh, yeah, definitely.

1404
01:06:04,000 --> 01:06:06,000
Stoney, move forward, attack.

1405
01:06:06,000 --> 01:06:09,000
So Stoney Jabroni is going to move forward

1406
01:06:09,000 --> 01:06:12,000
and do two slam attacks against Ol Orcus.

1407
01:06:16,000 --> 01:06:19,000
A 13 and an 18.

1408
01:06:19,000 --> 01:06:21,000
The 18 will hit.

1409
01:06:21,000 --> 01:06:24,000
And that is 13 bludgeoning damage.

1410
01:06:24,000 --> 01:06:29,000
So Elemental is up close and personal with Orcus presently

1411
01:06:29,000 --> 01:06:32,000
as it is Orcus's turn.

1412
01:06:32,000 --> 01:06:37,000
There Orcus is going to shoot.

1413
01:06:37,000 --> 01:06:41,000
No, he's going to swing his tail towards Vorunax,

1414
01:06:41,000 --> 01:06:44,000
who's now in range.

1415
01:06:44,000 --> 01:06:49,000
That's going to be a 34 to hit you.

1416
01:06:49,000 --> 01:06:53,000
So you are going to take 21 force damage, 9 poison damage

1417
01:06:53,000 --> 01:06:56,000
and make a strength saving throw.

1418
01:06:56,000 --> 01:06:57,000
OK.

1419
01:06:57,000 --> 01:07:00,000
That's a 17.

1420
01:07:00,000 --> 01:07:03,000
You get hit by this tail and you slide back closer

1421
01:07:03,000 --> 01:07:05,000
towards the flame behind you.

1422
01:07:05,000 --> 01:07:09,000
But you move forward, so it's not really that bad.

1423
01:07:09,000 --> 01:07:11,000
And then two necrotic bolts go out,

1424
01:07:11,000 --> 01:07:13,000
one towards Bort, one towards Night Hunter.

1425
01:07:13,000 --> 01:07:15,000
First one towards Bort.

1426
01:07:15,000 --> 01:07:19,000
It's going to be a 33.

1427
01:07:19,000 --> 01:07:22,000
Just a smidge got me by just a smidge.

1428
01:07:22,000 --> 01:07:25,000
So 29 necrotic damage flies out at you,

1429
01:07:25,000 --> 01:07:29,000
but that's doubled because you're vulnerable at present time.

1430
01:07:29,000 --> 01:07:32,000
So that's going to be 58 necrotic damage.

1431
01:07:32,000 --> 01:07:34,000
Shit.

1432
01:07:34,000 --> 01:07:35,000
Night Hunter.

1433
01:07:35,000 --> 01:07:37,000
No.

1434
01:07:37,000 --> 01:07:41,000
That is only an 18 to hit you.

1435
01:07:41,000 --> 01:07:42,000
Oh, it does hit me.

1436
01:07:42,000 --> 01:07:43,000
All right.

1437
01:07:43,000 --> 01:07:47,000
You do not take 58 necrotic damage.

1438
01:07:47,000 --> 01:07:48,000
I didn't want to.

1439
01:07:48,000 --> 01:07:49,000
Wow.

1440
01:07:49,000 --> 01:07:51,000
I didn't want to.

1441
01:07:51,000 --> 01:07:53,000
I get it.

1442
01:07:53,000 --> 01:07:54,000
He is going to...

1443
01:07:54,000 --> 01:07:56,000
Helicopter.

1444
01:07:56,000 --> 01:07:57,000
Helicopter.

1445
01:07:57,000 --> 01:07:58,000
Yeah, baby.

1446
01:07:58,000 --> 01:08:01,000
Terrifying and inappropriate in the middle of a battle.

1447
01:08:01,000 --> 01:08:02,000
Very much so.

1448
01:08:02,000 --> 01:08:05,000
What a display of dominance.

1449
01:08:06,000 --> 01:08:08,000
He's going to...

1450
01:08:08,000 --> 01:08:11,000
You see him take one of these...

1451
01:08:11,000 --> 01:08:13,000
Take one of these skulls off.

1452
01:08:13,000 --> 01:08:16,000
It's going to be the...

1453
01:08:16,000 --> 01:08:18,000
He's going to take the one that is leaking credit,

1454
01:08:18,000 --> 01:08:20,000
the green one.

1455
01:08:20,000 --> 01:08:23,000
And he pops it in his mouth

1456
01:08:23,000 --> 01:08:25,000
and bites down on it.

1457
01:08:25,000 --> 01:08:29,000
And you see his eyes light up

1458
01:08:29,000 --> 01:08:33,000
and this aura wash over him.

1459
01:08:33,000 --> 01:08:36,000
Thanos energy pulls,

1460
01:08:36,000 --> 01:08:38,000
just screams up,

1461
01:08:38,000 --> 01:08:43,000
which raises the volume in this room

1462
01:08:43,000 --> 01:08:45,000
to immense proportions.

1463
01:08:45,000 --> 01:08:47,000
Everybody make a constitution saving throw

1464
01:08:47,000 --> 01:08:49,000
as every creature that you can't see,

1465
01:08:49,000 --> 01:08:52,000
but now know is there,

1466
01:08:52,000 --> 01:08:58,000
screams from what you can only describe

1467
01:08:58,000 --> 01:09:01,000
as the stadium around you.

1468
01:09:01,000 --> 01:09:02,000
25.

1469
01:09:02,000 --> 01:09:03,000
26.

1470
01:09:03,000 --> 01:09:04,000
21.

1471
01:09:04,000 --> 01:09:05,000
18.

1472
01:09:05,000 --> 01:09:06,000
Nighthunter.

1473
01:09:06,000 --> 01:09:07,000
Oh, shit.

1474
01:09:07,000 --> 01:09:09,000
Fucking Jesus.

1475
01:09:09,000 --> 01:09:11,000
Six for Arthia.

1476
01:09:11,000 --> 01:09:15,000
If you rolled lower than a 22,

1477
01:09:15,000 --> 01:09:17,000
you are now deafened.

1478
01:09:17,000 --> 01:09:18,000
Shit.

1479
01:09:18,000 --> 01:09:20,000
Huh?

1480
01:09:20,000 --> 01:09:21,000
I don't know.

1481
01:09:21,000 --> 01:09:25,000
I can hear Nighthunter's babbling.

1482
01:09:25,000 --> 01:09:26,000
Anybody close enough to him,

1483
01:09:26,000 --> 01:09:30,000
which would be those in melee range,

1484
01:09:30,000 --> 01:09:33,000
so the four of you,

1485
01:09:33,000 --> 01:09:39,000
you see as this energy washes through and over him,

1486
01:09:39,000 --> 01:09:42,000
the wounds on his legs stitch themselves

1487
01:09:42,000 --> 01:09:43,000
completely back up,

1488
01:09:43,000 --> 01:09:47,000
like in the instant that he bit into this thing.

1489
01:09:47,000 --> 01:09:48,000
Cool.

1490
01:09:48,000 --> 01:09:50,000
Yeah.

1491
01:09:50,000 --> 01:09:52,000
Sorry about that.

1492
01:09:52,000 --> 01:09:55,000
You got to do what you got to do, Russ.

1493
01:09:55,000 --> 01:09:58,000
Fia, it's your turn.

1494
01:09:58,000 --> 01:10:10,000
First, she's going to take out her serpentine jade owl.

1495
01:10:10,000 --> 01:10:13,000
Take Guacamole, I need you.

1496
01:10:13,000 --> 01:10:17,000
And her giant owl appears to come join the fight.

1497
01:10:17,000 --> 01:10:24,000
So as I let loose Guacamole and she appears,

1498
01:10:24,000 --> 01:10:28,000
I'm running at the same time and I jump onto her back

1499
01:10:28,000 --> 01:10:35,000
and she swoops by Orcus and she has fly by,

1500
01:10:35,000 --> 01:10:38,000
which means she does not provoke an opportunity attack

1501
01:10:38,000 --> 01:10:40,000
when it flies by within an enemy's reach.

1502
01:10:40,000 --> 01:10:41,000
Fuck you, Russ.

1503
01:10:41,000 --> 01:10:42,000
It was coming.

1504
01:10:42,000 --> 01:10:43,000
I know it was.

1505
01:10:43,000 --> 01:10:44,000
I saw you with your dice.

1506
01:10:44,000 --> 01:10:45,000
I got this.

1507
01:10:45,000 --> 01:10:51,000
And as Guacamole swoops close,

1508
01:10:52,000 --> 01:10:56,000
she's doing like snowbird type things, right?

1509
01:10:56,000 --> 01:11:03,000
Fia drags her hand across Orcus's yuck body.

1510
01:11:03,000 --> 01:11:05,000
And I'm not trying to body shame Orcus.

1511
01:11:05,000 --> 01:11:09,000
You do you, but like all sorts at you.

1512
01:11:09,000 --> 01:11:13,000
And casts Contagion.

1513
01:11:13,000 --> 01:11:14,000
OK.

1514
01:11:14,000 --> 01:11:16,000
What does Contagion do?

1515
01:11:16,000 --> 01:11:19,000
It says, my touch inflicts disease.

1516
01:11:19,000 --> 01:11:24,000
I'm going to make a melee spell attack against my creature.

1517
01:11:24,000 --> 01:11:27,000
And on a hit, the target is poisoned.

1518
01:11:30,000 --> 01:11:35,000
I'm going to take a lucky point, a luck point,

1519
01:11:35,000 --> 01:11:37,000
and I'm going to try that again.

1520
01:11:37,000 --> 01:11:39,000
So it's two.

1521
01:11:39,000 --> 01:11:40,000
OK.

1522
01:11:40,000 --> 01:11:41,000
Twenty five.

1523
01:11:41,000 --> 01:11:42,000
Twenty five hit.

1524
01:11:42,000 --> 01:11:43,000
OK.

1525
01:11:43,000 --> 01:11:48,000
So at the end of each of the poison targets turn,

1526
01:11:48,000 --> 01:11:51,000
they must make a constitution saving throw.

1527
01:11:51,000 --> 01:11:52,000
If you succeed.

1528
01:11:52,000 --> 01:11:55,000
What if he's not poisoned?

1529
01:11:55,000 --> 01:11:59,000
So he just succeeds, and he's no longer poisoned?

1530
01:11:59,000 --> 01:12:03,000
He has a condition immunity where he cannot be poisoned.

1531
01:12:03,000 --> 01:12:06,000
Well, now I know that, then.

1532
01:12:06,000 --> 01:12:08,000
Yeah.

1533
01:12:08,000 --> 01:12:09,000
Sorry, guys.

1534
01:12:09,000 --> 01:12:10,000
I was trying to blind them.

1535
01:12:10,000 --> 01:12:11,000
No, I loved it.

1536
01:12:11,000 --> 01:12:12,000
Yeah.

1537
01:12:12,000 --> 01:12:13,000
OK.

1538
01:12:13,000 --> 01:12:14,000
Fine.

1539
01:12:14,000 --> 01:12:16,000
Fia's unhappy.

1540
01:12:16,000 --> 01:12:17,000
OK.

1541
01:12:17,000 --> 01:12:18,000
OK.

1542
01:12:18,000 --> 01:12:20,000
She looked super cool, though.

1543
01:12:20,000 --> 01:12:21,000
For sure.

1544
01:12:21,000 --> 01:12:22,000
So sick.

1545
01:12:22,000 --> 01:12:25,000
The owl, and the running, and the incredible.

1546
01:12:25,000 --> 01:12:26,000
OK.

1547
01:12:26,000 --> 01:12:31,000
So Fia's still on Guacamole's back,

1548
01:12:31,000 --> 01:12:37,000
and she is going to do another flyby

1549
01:12:37,000 --> 01:12:46,000
and try to smash with her scimitar one of the skulls.

1550
01:12:46,000 --> 01:12:48,000
And now there's not a damaged one, right?

1551
01:12:48,000 --> 01:12:49,000
Pink one is gone.

1552
01:12:49,000 --> 01:12:50,000
Green one is gone.

1553
01:12:50,000 --> 01:12:52,000
Here, green was eaten pink.

1554
01:12:52,000 --> 01:12:55,000
Aura is in the air.

1555
01:12:55,000 --> 01:12:56,000
OK.

1556
01:12:56,000 --> 01:12:58,000
I don't know what that means.

1557
01:12:58,000 --> 01:12:59,000
I'll figure it out.

1558
01:12:59,000 --> 01:13:01,000
I'll figure it out.

1559
01:13:01,000 --> 01:13:02,000
Go get it.

1560
01:13:02,000 --> 01:13:04,000
Give me 12 hours in a journal, you guys.

1561
01:13:04,000 --> 01:13:06,000
You come read my book with me.

1562
01:13:06,000 --> 01:13:07,000
We'll figure it out.

1563
01:13:07,000 --> 01:13:09,000
We're going to figure this thing out together, Granza.

1564
01:13:09,000 --> 01:13:10,000
OK.

1565
01:13:10,000 --> 01:13:13,000
So I'm going to try to smash it with my scimitar.

1566
01:13:13,000 --> 01:13:16,000
For a 27.

1567
01:13:16,000 --> 01:13:17,000
OK.

1568
01:13:17,000 --> 01:13:18,000
Hits.

1569
01:13:18,000 --> 01:13:20,000
Cool.

1570
01:13:20,000 --> 01:13:21,000
Oh, fuck off.

1571
01:13:21,000 --> 01:13:22,000
Four damage.

1572
01:13:22,000 --> 01:13:24,000
And sorry, which color did you say?

1573
01:13:24,000 --> 01:13:27,000
Blue, red, yellow, brown, black.

1574
01:13:27,000 --> 01:13:28,000
Blue.

1575
01:13:28,000 --> 01:13:29,000
OK.

1576
01:13:29,000 --> 01:13:32,000
OK, that's the end of Fia's turn.

1577
01:13:32,000 --> 01:13:41,000
But Guacamole has a turn, and instead of attacking,

1578
01:13:41,000 --> 01:13:46,000
Guacamole flies, with the encouragement of Fia,

1579
01:13:46,000 --> 01:13:50,000
up to the pink mist.

1580
01:13:50,000 --> 01:13:53,000
Well, fly into the pink misty stuff and just be like,

1581
01:13:53,000 --> 01:13:54,000
what's this?

1582
01:13:54,000 --> 01:13:56,000
And also well out of the reach of Orcus.

1583
01:13:56,000 --> 01:13:57,000
OK, you fly up into it.

1584
01:13:57,000 --> 01:13:58,000
Yeah.

1585
01:13:58,000 --> 01:14:01,000
And that's where your turn is going to end.

1586
01:14:01,000 --> 01:14:02,000
Cool.

1587
01:14:02,000 --> 01:14:06,000
We will find out what happens to you on your next turn.

1588
01:14:06,000 --> 01:14:07,000
It's going to be great, you guys.

1589
01:14:07,000 --> 01:14:09,000
I'm probably not going to die.

1590
01:14:09,000 --> 01:14:10,000
I believe.

1591
01:14:10,000 --> 01:14:11,000
I think you're going to get super healthy.

1592
01:14:11,000 --> 01:14:13,000
I think it's going to be great.

1593
01:14:13,000 --> 01:14:15,000
We get some sort of magic power.

1594
01:14:15,000 --> 01:14:16,000
It's Shangalar's turn.

1595
01:14:16,000 --> 01:14:17,000
Above.

1596
01:14:17,000 --> 01:14:18,000
What?

1597
01:14:18,000 --> 01:14:25,000
We cut away to a small village.

1598
01:14:25,000 --> 01:14:33,000
And he previously stated was tiptoeing through the shadows.

1599
01:14:33,000 --> 01:14:36,000
We cut to the middle of a town square where he is now standing

1600
01:14:36,000 --> 01:14:38,000
in like a frozen position.

1601
01:14:38,000 --> 01:14:41,000
He's like, son of a bitch.

1602
01:14:41,000 --> 01:14:42,000
And he casts.

1603
01:14:42,000 --> 01:14:44,000
Take back seas.

1604
01:14:44,000 --> 01:14:46,000
Take back seas.

1605
01:14:46,000 --> 01:14:50,000
There was no take back seas.

1606
01:14:50,000 --> 01:14:53,000
He is going to cast Plane Shift.

1607
01:14:53,000 --> 01:14:54,000
Yeah.

1608
01:14:54,000 --> 01:14:59,000
And in this, because he's not going to do it in a nice way,

1609
01:14:59,000 --> 01:15:07,000
he's going to in like this fiery eruption of energy from the

1610
01:15:07,000 --> 01:15:10,000
center of this town square.

1611
01:15:10,000 --> 01:15:15,000
He vanishes and there's this huge explosion.

1612
01:15:15,000 --> 01:15:19,000
We cut back to the abyss and immediately looks at you,

1613
01:15:19,000 --> 01:15:20,000
Lipsinki.

1614
01:15:20,000 --> 01:15:22,000
That was not nice.

1615
01:15:22,000 --> 01:15:24,000
I was busy hiding.

1616
01:15:24,000 --> 01:15:26,000
Nobody could see me except you.

1617
01:15:26,000 --> 01:15:28,000
I'm coming for you.

1618
01:15:28,000 --> 01:15:30,000
And I missed the helicopter.

1619
01:15:30,000 --> 01:15:33,000
And I missed daddy's helicopter.

1620
01:15:33,000 --> 01:15:38,000
It's a girl's face.

1621
01:15:38,000 --> 01:15:40,000
Coming for you.

1622
01:15:40,000 --> 01:15:41,000
Lipsinki.

1623
01:15:41,000 --> 01:15:42,000
It's your turn.

1624
01:15:42,000 --> 01:15:47,000
Shangalar staring you down like he's fifth.

1625
01:15:47,000 --> 01:15:49,000
I guess he might not have.

1626
01:15:49,000 --> 01:15:52,000
He's probably got control over where he is inside of the abyss.

1627
01:15:52,000 --> 01:15:53,000
He goes back to the throne.

1628
01:15:53,000 --> 01:15:55,000
He's like standing right up beside the throne,

1629
01:15:55,000 --> 01:15:57,000
pointing down at you.

1630
01:15:57,000 --> 01:15:58,000
Yeah.

1631
01:15:58,000 --> 01:16:01,000
I'm going to I'm going to deal with you again in just a minute.

1632
01:16:01,000 --> 01:16:02,000
Yeah.

1633
01:16:02,000 --> 01:16:03,000
One fool me once.

1634
01:16:03,000 --> 01:16:05,000
Shame on me twice.

1635
01:16:05,000 --> 01:16:06,000
Not going to happen.

1636
01:16:06,000 --> 01:16:07,000
Bitch.

1637
01:16:07,000 --> 01:16:10,000
Freddy Krueger.

1638
01:16:10,000 --> 01:16:15,000
That'd be more like bitch.

1639
01:16:15,000 --> 01:16:18,000
I guess what I'll do is boring,

1640
01:16:18,000 --> 01:16:21,000
but it needs to be done.

1641
01:16:21,000 --> 01:16:26,000
I'm just going to Eldritch Blast at the skulls.

1642
01:16:26,000 --> 01:16:30,000
I guess I'll just pick one for all four,

1643
01:16:30,000 --> 01:16:34,000
and it's going to be blue.

1644
01:16:34,000 --> 01:16:35,000
That's what I hit.

1645
01:16:35,000 --> 01:16:36,000
Yeah.

1646
01:16:36,000 --> 01:16:38,000
Do it.

1647
01:16:38,000 --> 01:16:40,000
Yes.

1648
01:16:40,000 --> 01:16:43,000
Into the blue and it shatters,

1649
01:16:43,000 --> 01:16:45,000
but not enough to break it.

1650
01:16:45,000 --> 01:16:48,000
And the aura is swirling around it.

1651
01:16:48,000 --> 01:16:50,000
Where am I physically?

1652
01:16:50,000 --> 01:16:53,000
I feel like last time I did not move away from Orcus.

1653
01:16:53,000 --> 01:16:55,000
I was just chilling there by the bones.

1654
01:16:55,000 --> 01:16:56,000
Yeah.

1655
01:16:56,000 --> 01:16:58,000
Pretty sure you're still by Orcus.

1656
01:16:58,000 --> 01:16:59,000
Vorunax is standing in front of you.

1657
01:16:59,000 --> 01:17:00,000
Yeah, I don't know.

1658
01:17:00,000 --> 01:17:01,000
Where am I going to go?

1659
01:17:01,000 --> 01:17:05,000
We're surrounded by a stadium full of shrieking demons,

1660
01:17:05,000 --> 01:17:08,000
and it's fine.

1661
01:17:08,000 --> 01:17:09,000
Here I am.

1662
01:17:09,000 --> 01:17:11,000
We can't even yell things at each other anymore,

1663
01:17:11,000 --> 01:17:12,000
because I'm deaf.

1664
01:17:12,000 --> 01:17:13,000
I can't even.

1665
01:17:13,000 --> 01:17:14,000
Yeah.

1666
01:17:14,000 --> 01:17:17,000
Night Hunter is the only one who can hear stuff.

1667
01:17:17,000 --> 01:17:18,000
And she's fucking crazy.

1668
01:17:18,000 --> 01:17:20,000
I mean, nobody.

1669
01:17:20,000 --> 01:17:21,000
Yep.

1670
01:17:21,000 --> 01:17:22,000
That's fair.

1671
01:17:22,000 --> 01:17:23,000
OK.

1672
01:17:23,000 --> 01:17:25,000
Grants us, baby.

1673
01:17:25,000 --> 01:17:28,000
There's several people around Orcus right now.

1674
01:17:28,000 --> 01:17:33,000
He's going to try and hit Lipsynche with his tail attack.

1675
01:17:33,000 --> 01:17:35,000
It's going to be a 26 to hit.

1676
01:17:35,000 --> 01:17:37,000
That'll certainly do it.

1677
01:17:37,000 --> 01:17:39,000
OK.

1678
01:17:39,000 --> 01:17:43,000
21 force damage, 9 poison, and a strength saving throw, please.

1679
01:17:43,000 --> 01:17:44,000
Yikes.

1680
01:17:44,000 --> 01:17:45,000
Oh my god.

1681
01:17:45,000 --> 01:17:46,000
How many is that?

1682
01:17:46,000 --> 01:17:49,000
21 plus 9, 30.

1683
01:17:49,000 --> 01:17:52,000
And a strength saving throw.

1684
01:17:52,000 --> 01:17:54,000
20, dirty.

1685
01:17:54,000 --> 01:17:57,000
OK, you're knocked back five feet, but not prone.

1686
01:17:57,000 --> 01:17:58,000
Wait.

1687
01:17:58,000 --> 01:18:01,000
You got a 24 because you're within 10 feet of me.

1688
01:18:01,000 --> 01:18:02,000
Oh, yeah.

1689
01:18:02,000 --> 01:18:05,000
I got a 24 because my best bud, Vorunax, is there.

1690
01:18:05,000 --> 01:18:06,000
Yeah.

1691
01:18:06,000 --> 01:18:08,000
You take that tail hit, and don't move a muscle.

1692
01:18:11,000 --> 01:18:19,000
From his bag, Grants us again looks like he's now

1693
01:18:19,000 --> 01:18:24,000
trying to read from the book and is like holding this diamond

1694
01:18:24,000 --> 01:18:25,000
in his hand.

1695
01:18:25,000 --> 01:18:28,000
And Shangalar kind of catches it out of his eye.

1696
01:18:28,000 --> 01:18:31,000
He's like, he can't even remember his spells.

1697
01:18:31,000 --> 01:18:38,000
And he hurls this chromatic orb towards Orcus, who is going

1698
01:18:38,000 --> 01:18:41,000
to make ranged spell attack.

1699
01:18:41,000 --> 01:18:44,000
That's a 29 to hit.

1700
01:18:44,000 --> 01:18:51,000
And it's going to be 10d8 thunder damage.

1701
01:18:51,000 --> 01:18:52,000
Yikes.

1702
01:18:52,000 --> 01:18:57,000
This chromatic orb flies up and strikes into Orcus's chest.

1703
01:18:57,000 --> 01:19:02,000
And there's this rumbling thunder that echoes out.

1704
01:19:02,000 --> 01:19:09,000
And you hear and feel the footsteps from beyond the shadows,

1705
01:19:09,000 --> 01:19:12,000
almost like they're turning around you now.

1706
01:19:13,000 --> 01:19:16,000
Orcus is going to take 42 thunder damage.

1707
01:19:16,000 --> 01:19:18,000
Oh, not immune to thunder, I see.

1708
01:19:18,000 --> 01:19:23,000
The shadows around you, you see Shangalar up by the throne,

1709
01:19:23,000 --> 01:19:25,000
and he kind of waves his hand.

1710
01:19:25,000 --> 01:19:29,000
And the shadows around you go away.

1711
01:19:29,000 --> 01:19:38,000
And it lets loose the whole cathedral around you.

1712
01:19:38,000 --> 01:19:42,000
And there are these winged creatures high up in the rafters

1713
01:19:42,000 --> 01:19:48,000
and these demonic monsters, like ogres sized down

1714
01:19:48,000 --> 01:19:53,000
to humanoid or skeletal figures.

1715
01:19:53,000 --> 01:19:57,000
And they all begin rushing down towards you.

1716
01:20:08,000 --> 01:20:24,000
Dumbgeons and Dragons, season two, episode 147, starring Amy More

1717
01:20:24,000 --> 01:20:28,000
as Thea and Nighthunter, Carla Maxted as Lipsinki, Tom Laird

1718
01:20:28,000 --> 01:20:32,000
as Flint, with Kyle Claset as Vorunax, Peter Joseph Lewis

1719
01:20:32,000 --> 01:20:35,000
as Orcus, and Russ More as your dungeon master.

1720
01:20:35,000 --> 01:20:39,000
Dialogue editing by Carla Maxted, and sound design by Russ More.

1721
01:20:39,000 --> 01:20:43,000
This episode featured music from Epidemic Sound and Artlist,

1722
01:20:43,000 --> 01:20:46,000
and sound effects from Epidemic Sound, Boom Library, and Sound Ideas.

1723
01:20:46,000 --> 01:20:48,000
And a huge thank you to our supporting producers,

1724
01:20:48,000 --> 01:20:52,000
Gabriel Lynch, Jessica Babyok, Cat Waterflame, Jacob Madden,

1725
01:20:52,000 --> 01:20:56,000
Christian Brown, Craig Zeiss, Perry Matey, Cosmic Octopus,

1726
01:20:56,000 --> 01:21:01,000
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1727
01:21:01,000 --> 01:21:05,000
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1728
01:21:05,000 --> 01:21:08,000
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1729
01:21:08,000 --> 01:21:13,000
Now's as good a time to join as any because we have hundreds of hours of bonus content,

1730
01:21:13,000 --> 01:21:19,000
and we do live shows every quarter, the next one coming up this June.

1731
01:21:19,000 --> 01:21:23,000
Be there, or as Amy says, be square.

1732
01:21:23,000 --> 01:21:26,000
That's it for now. Have a great week. We'll talk to you soon.

1733
01:21:26,000 --> 01:21:36,000
Out of her bag, she pulls out her Tom of Thunder step and she opens it up and she says,

1734
01:21:36,000 --> 01:21:43,000
Sorry, you guys. Oh, no, wait. No, she doesn't. Hold on. Wait.

1735
01:21:43,000 --> 01:21:45,000
Hold on. Hold the fuck on everybody.

1736
01:21:45,000 --> 01:21:47,000
I don't give up yet.

1737
01:21:47,000 --> 01:21:51,000
Everybody crack the cyanide tooth.

1738
01:21:51,000 --> 01:21:58,000
No, I just don't want to the office. So if you put this in your mouth,

1739
01:21:58,000 --> 01:22:05,000
I don't want my buddies to take like 3D 10 Thunder damage who are around.

1740
01:22:05,000 --> 01:22:08,000
Just just because they're sitting there.

1741
01:22:08,000 --> 01:22:12,000
I might kill lip sync. Thunder.

1742
01:22:12,000 --> 01:22:22,000
Any quest that I could go on to serve you and eliminate that possibility.

1743
01:22:22,000 --> 01:22:28,000
I figure if we find out if there's an answer, if there's an answer to that,

1744
01:22:28,000 --> 01:22:30,000
then we can go destroy that.

1745
01:22:30,000 --> 01:22:32,000
I like that. I like that.

1746
01:22:32,000 --> 01:22:34,000
Erasing shit or something. I don't know.

1747
01:22:34,000 --> 01:22:37,000
No, it was just great. Great thinking.

1748
01:22:37,000 --> 01:22:42,000
Maybe like BRB and then like teleport is all.

1749
01:22:42,000 --> 01:22:43,000
I got it.

1750
01:22:43,000 --> 01:22:49,000
Yeah. Can we just send ourselves on a side quest and like totally kind of bypass?

1751
01:22:49,000 --> 01:22:51,000
I could make them work for us, work with us.

1752
01:22:51,000 --> 01:22:53,000
They seemed like they wanted to at one point.

1753
01:22:53,000 --> 01:22:56,000
Dumbgeons and Dragons is a dumb dragons production.